Mount Rushmore of movies that should never be remade under any circumstances?

El_K

I guess you can omit the movies that could never be made today, like Revenge of the Nerds or White Chicks or The Toy.

PurpleThrobber

Animal House

dnc

The Princess Bride

pawz

Debbie Does Dallas






Wait. Wat?

RaceBannon

Dirty Harry
Magnum Force
Outlaw Josey Wales
Unforgiven

Clint Eastwood movie that could be remade

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot

huskyhooligan

The Warriors
Forrest Gump
Godfather
Goonies

PurpleThrobber

Wizard of Oz.

Fucking flying monkeys.

chuck

The Birds.

I suspect that many birds were harmed in the filming of that film. Can't be doing that in this day and age.

haie

Se7en.

rodmansrage

blazing saddles.

DerekJohnson

Doogles

Rudy

LebamDawg

All movies? especially Gone With the Wind - I laffed when I saw it, the story line and dialogue was hilarious - they would not make it a comedy like the original

seatownfunk

I could go for another Schindler's List.

PurpleThrobber

seatownfunk said:

I could go for another Schindler's List.

The remake will feature an all-black/transgender cast.

Because that's totally realistic.

dnc

PurpleThrobber said:

seatownfunk said:

I could go for another Schindler's List.

The remake will feature an all-black/transgender cast.

Because that's totally realistic.

The true Holocaust was against the courageous transgender heroes of the Weimer Republic. The Jews just coopted their pain. Never forget that.

RaceBannon

The idea of black nazi storm troopers made me laugh

El_K

I could see Scarlet Johansson playing a black trans person.

dflea

Patton

chuck

PurpleThrobber said:

seatownfunk said:

I could go for another Schindler's List.

The remake will feature an all-black/transgender cast.

Because that's totally realistic.

You can't prove that Oscar Shindler wasn't credited with the deeds of a transgender, half Asian, half African woman.

Doogles

seatownfunk said:

I could go for another Schindler's List.

In high school, I was drunkenly making out with this girl during Blade Trinity and she threw up in my mouth.

CSB