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So I was given a 9/11 Memorial wristband

HuskyJWHuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,768 Swaye's Wigwam
edited June 2014 in Tug Tavern
Ya know...like one those Lance Armstrong wristbands that is way played out. One of the ladies at work bought it as a souvenir and gave it to me.

Now what the hell do I do with it? If I wear it I'll need to kick my own ass....if I throw it away I might as well as Praise Allah.

And I thought the Gideons giving me a Bible once a month was bad.
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  • allpurpleallgoldallpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    #neverforget
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  • topdawgnctopdawgnc Member Posts: 7,838
    edited June 2014
    What happened on 9/11?

    Is that when they brought our girls home?
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  • AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    It's like a flag. If you want to get rid of it you have to burn it.
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  • topdawgnctopdawgnc Member Posts: 7,838
    Swaye said:

    HuskyJW said:

    Ya know...like one those Lance Armstrong wristbands that is way played out. One of the ladies at work bought it as a souvenir and gave it to me.

    Now what the hell do I do with it? If I wear it I'll need to kick my own ass....if I throw it away I might as well as Praise Allah.

    And I thought the Gideons giving me a Bible once a month was bad.

    Here is my pro tip for the day.

    Take the wrist band to a bar. Look for a mildly attractive girl with one physical feature that is not attractive - big nose, crooked ears, lazy eye, whatever. Just make sure on the whole she is bangable, but not too hot. Her one issue that is obvious to you will have been driving her crazy for years, thus lowering her self esteem. Check for cut marks on the arm before going in. Might want to abort if you see any. Dealers choice on that one.

    Once identified, saunter up to the chick and make small talk. Be wearing the wrist band. If you haven't fucked it up too bad yet, she should at least be chatty. If so, tell her you lost someone really close to you on 9-11, and you wear it to remember them. If you do this correctly, you are almost there. After more useless drivel chatter, tell her you have enjoyed her company, and want her to have the wristband for allowing you to open up about it, because you never talk to anyone about this episode in your life. If you cry at any point, you are complete fag and should kill yourself. If not, she should be appropriately lubed and ready. Good game.

    Make sure you try to two hole her if able. Then go ATM. No matter what, take pics and post them here. Bonus points if you make her call you Swaye.

    If you are ugly, stupid, or suck with chicks, just throw the wristband away in your basement trash and go jerk off to two girls one cup. Either way, tonight will be interesting.
    I fucking worship you like a God.

    For real.
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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,511 Founders Club
    topdawgnc said:

    Swaye said:

    HuskyJW said:

    Ya know...like one those Lance Armstrong wristbands that is way played out. One of the ladies at work bought it as a souvenir and gave it to me.

    Now what the hell do I do with it? If I wear it I'll need to kick my own ass....if I throw it away I might as well as Praise Allah.

    And I thought the Gideons giving me a Bible once a month was bad.

    Here is my pro tip for the day.

    Take the wrist band to a bar. Look for a mildly attractive girl with one physical feature that is not attractive - big nose, crooked ears, lazy eye, whatever. Just make sure on the whole she is bangable, but not too hot. Her one issue that is obvious to you will have been driving her crazy for years, thus lowering her self esteem. Check for cut marks on the arm before going in. Might want to abort if you see any. Dealers choice on that one.

    Once identified, saunter up to the chick and make small talk. Be wearing the wrist band. If you haven't fucked it up too bad yet, she should at least be chatty. If so, tell her you lost someone really close to you on 9-11, and you wear it to remember them. If you do this correctly, you are almost there. After more useless drivel chatter, tell her you have enjoyed her company, and want her to have the wristband for allowing you to open up about it, because you never talk to anyone about this episode in your life. If you cry at any point, you are complete fag and should kill yourself. If not, she should be appropriately lubed and ready. Good game.

    Make sure you try to two hole her if able. Then go ATM. No matter what, take pics and post them here. Bonus points if you make her call you Swaye.

    If you are ugly, stupid, or suck with chicks, just throw the wristband away in your basement trash and go jerk off to two girls one cup. Either way, tonight will be interesting.
    I fucking worship you like a God.

    For real.
    FREE PUB twice in one day! BAM!
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  • whatshouldicareaboutwhatshouldicareabout Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,879 Swaye's Wigwam
    Swaye said:

    Here is my pro tip for the day.

    Take the wrist band to a bar. Look for a mildly attractive girl with one physical feature that is not attractive - big nose, crooked ears, lazy eye, whatever. Just make sure on the whole she is bangable, but not too hot. Her one issue that is obvious to you will have been driving her crazy for years, thus lowering her self esteem. Check for cut marks on the arm before going in. Might want to abort if you see any. Dealers choice on that one.

    Once identified, saunter up to the chick and make small talk. Be wearing the wrist band. If you haven't fucked it up too bad yet, she should at least be chatty. If so, tell her you lost someone really close to you on 9-11, and you wear it to remember them. If you do this correctly, you are almost there. After more useless drivel chatter, tell her you have enjoyed her company, and want her to have the wristband for allowing you to open up about it, because you never talk to anyone about this episode in your life. If you cry at any point, you are complete fag and should kill yourself. If not, she should be appropriately lubed and ready. Good game.

    Make sure you try to two hole her if able. Then go ATM. No matter what, take pics and post them here. Bonus points if you make her call you Swaye.

    If you are ugly, stupid, or suck with chicks, just throw the wristband away in your basement trash and go jerk off to two girls one cup. Either way, tonight will be interesting.

    Whoa, are you implying that a lazy eye on a girl isn't attractive?

    Fucking weirdo.
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  • topdawgnctopdawgnc Member Posts: 7,838
    whatshouldicareabout said:

    Swaye said:

    Here is my pro tip for the day.

    Take the wrist band to a bar. Look for a mildly attractive girl with one physical feature that is not attractive - big nose, crooked ears, lazy eye, whatever. Just make sure on the whole she is bangable, but not too hot. Her one issue that is obvious to you will have been driving her crazy for years, thus lowering her self esteem. Check for cut marks on the arm before going in. Might want to abort if you see any. Dealers choice on that one.

    Once identified, saunter up to the chick and make small talk. Be wearing the wrist band. If you haven't fucked it up too bad yet, she should at least be chatty. If so, tell her you lost someone really close to you on 9-11, and you wear it to remember them. If you do this correctly, you are almost there. After more useless drivel chatter, tell her you have enjoyed her company, and want her to have the wristband for allowing you to open up about it, because you never talk to anyone about this episode in your life. If you cry at any point, you are complete fag and should kill yourself. If not, she should be appropriately lubed and ready. Good game.

    Make sure you try to two hole her if able. Then go ATM. No matter what, take pics and post them here. Bonus points if you make her call you Swaye.

    If you are ugly, stupid, or suck with chicks, just throw the wristband away in your basement trash and go jerk off to two girls one cup. Either way, tonight will be interesting.

    Whoa, are you implying that a lazy eye on a girl isn't attractive?

    Fucking weirdo.
    A girl with a lazy eye is highly sought after for a 3 way. Nobody gets his feelings hurt because she can have eye contact with both guys at once.
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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,789
    topdawgnc said:

    whatshouldicareabout said:

    Swaye said:

    Here is my pro tip for the day.

    Take the wrist band to a bar. Look for a mildly attractive girl with one physical feature that is not attractive - big nose, crooked ears, lazy eye, whatever. Just make sure on the whole she is bangable, but not too hot. Her one issue that is obvious to you will have been driving her crazy for years, thus lowering her self esteem. Check for cut marks on the arm before going in. Might want to abort if you see any. Dealers choice on that one.

    Once identified, saunter up to the chick and make small talk. Be wearing the wrist band. If you haven't fucked it up too bad yet, she should at least be chatty. If so, tell her you lost someone really close to you on 9-11, and you wear it to remember them. If you do this correctly, you are almost there. After more useless drivel chatter, tell her you have enjoyed her company, and want her to have the wristband for allowing you to open up about it, because you never talk to anyone about this episode in your life. If you cry at any point, you are complete fag and should kill yourself. If not, she should be appropriately lubed and ready. Good game.

    Make sure you try to two hole her if able. Then go ATM. No matter what, take pics and post them here. Bonus points if you make her call you Swaye.

    If you are ugly, stupid, or suck with chicks, just throw the wristband away in your basement trash and go jerk off to two girls one cup. Either way, tonight will be interesting.

    Whoa, are you implying that a lazy eye on a girl isn't attractive?

    Fucking weirdo.
    A girl with a lazy eye is highly sought after for a 3 way. Nobody gets his feelings hurt because she can have eye contact with both guys at once.
    Obligatory

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

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