2013 Darwin Award betting favorite

MikeDamone

now.msn.com/snake-handler-killed-by-viper-during-show

DerekJohnson

Uschi Kallus, said Zorn's death was caused by an "extremely rare allergic reaction" to the viper’s venom and Zorn "would not have wanted the viper to be blamed for his death."

It's George Bush's fault!

RaceBannon

Is Dave Krieg going to replace him?

TheKobeStopper

I'll take the field.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

RaceBannon said:

Is Dave Krieg going to replace him?

No. Dave Krieg has really small hands and will drop the snake too often.

HillsboroDuck

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

RaceBannon said:

Is Dave Krieg going to replace him?

No. Dave Krieg has really small hands and will drop the snake too often.

RIP Milton College

BertWinthrop

When asked why Krieg couldn't handle the snake well enough to be successful, Coach Knox replied, "We're a young team."

DerekJohnson

BertWinthrop said:

When asked why Krieg couldn't handle the snake well enough to be successful, Coach Knox replied, "We're a young team."

Added Knox: "When you look at the teams in our division, like Oakland and Denver and Kansas City, they're so tough and they've drafted well. But even if you win your division, goodness gracious, that's not all there is, because then you have to enter the playoffs and there's more really good teams there. It's just a really tough league. But I know this much, our kids will play hard and give it our best shot and we'll see what happens."

RoadDawg55

DerekJohnson said:

BertWinthrop said:

When asked why Krieg couldn't handle the snake well enough to be successful, Coach Knox replied, "We're a young team."

Added Knox: "When you look at the teams in our division, like Oakland and Denver and Kansas City, they're so tough and they've drafted well. But even if you win your division, goodness gracious, that's not all there is, because then you have to enter the playoffs and there's more really good teams there. It's just a really tough league. But I know this much, our kids will play hard and give it our best shot and we'll see what happens."

DeepSeaZ

You have no idea how much damage Jack Patera did.

DerekJohnson said:

BertWinthrop said:

When asked why Krieg couldn't handle the snake well enough to be successful, Coach Knox replied, "We're a young team."

Added Knox: "When you look at the teams in our division, like Oakland and Denver and Kansas City, they're so tough and they've drafted well. But even if you win your division, goodness gracious, that's not all there is, because then you have to enter the playoffs and there's more really good teams there. It's just a really tough league. But I know this much, our kids will play hard and give it our best shot and we'll see what happens."