Tech layoffs

46XiJCAB

I’m reading about all of the tech layoffs and the personal sob stories and how unfair it all is. Google employees in particular.

Funny but I don’t recall the same amount of handwringing and sob stories when Biden told 1000’s of blue collar XL Pipeline employees to hit the bricks.

I’m having a hard time feeling for the spoiled techies. I’m a bad person.

AOG

It's 10x the number for tech... but what they don't say is that the big tech companies increased employment massively in the last couple of years too. https://layoffs.fyi

Bob_C

AOG said:

It's 10x the number for tech... but what they don't say is that the big tech companies increased employment massively in the last couple of years too. https://layoffs.fyi

Sounds like Joe’s economy wasn’t as good as the hype.

Swaye

Things are great at Orkin!

Bob_C

Swaye said:

Things are great at Orkin!

How’s the tech side of Orkin though?

Swaye

Bob_C said:

Swaye said:

Things are great at Orkin!

How’s the tech side of Orkin though?

Who cares about those needle dicks! Bug killin' is good!

Swaye

In all seriousness, I don't want ANY American who wants to work to struggle to find a job, or be laid off. I don't care what your political bent is, we are ALL better at max employment. I mean sure, I do find it mildly humorous that a bunch of tech bros voted themselves out of a job, but these massive layoffs aren't good for the country.

All part of the plan I guess in the Biden economy? Remember when they told pipefitters and coal miners to learn to code? Well all the coders are out of work now as well. So scratch that. Guess the only growth areas of this economy are Diversity hires and Green Energy companies. Everyone else is soon to be out of work. But best economy of my lifetime Jean Pierre assures me!!!!!

PurpleThrobber

Smart tech bros are some of the dumbest business people on the planet. Watch virtually every episode of Shark Tank - MIT, Stanford MBAs get slaughtered by the Sharks for being greedy, short sighted bastards with overinflated egos relative to their contribution to society simply because they can slam standardized tests.

See also doctors of yesteryear.

No street smarts. Fuck them. Enjoy the bread line.

The Throbber has a lot of @haie in his life for tech bros.

Blueduck

There's a sayin for when you get laid off

"I was lookin for a job when I found this one"

Unfortunately due to the border situation all these no skilled tech workers cant even compete for an agricultural job and the weed market is already flooded with lazy stoners trimming bud.

RaceBannon

Construction is hiring

Desperate for people with a brain and a work ethic

Good luck the rest of the way for Construction

PurpleThrobber

RaceBannon said:

Construction is hiring

Desperate for people with a brain and a work ethic

Good luck the rest of the way for Construction

Build back better.

46XiJCAB

Swaye said:

In all seriousness, I don't want ANY American who wants to work to struggle to find a job, or be laid off. I don't care what your political bent is, we are ALL better at max employment. I mean sure, I do find it mildly humorous that a bunch of tech bros voted themselves out of a job, but these massive layoffs aren't good for the country.

All part of the plan I guess in the Biden economy? Remember when they told pipefitters and coal miners to learn to code? Well all the coders are out of work now as well. So scratch that. Guess the only growth areas of this economy are Diversity hires and Green Energy companies. Everyone else is soon to be out of work. But best economy of my lifetime Jean Pierre assures me!!!!!

Hold tight is the rallying cry cause Joey Bro has literally MILLIONS of green energy jobs on the way. He just needs to allow his minions to completely destroy our energy sector and country first.

WestlinnDuck

46XiJCAB said:

Swaye said:

In all seriousness, I don't want ANY American who wants to work to struggle to find a job, or be laid off. I don't care what your political bent is, we are ALL better at max employment. I mean sure, I do find it mildly humorous that a bunch of tech bros voted themselves out of a job, but these massive layoffs aren't good for the country.

All part of the plan I guess in the Biden economy? Remember when they told pipefitters and coal miners to learn to code? Well all the coders are out of work now as well. So scratch that. Guess the only growth areas of this economy are Diversity hires and Green Energy companies. Everyone else is soon to be out of work. But best economy of my lifetime Jean Pierre assures me!!!!!

Hold tight is the rallying cry cause Joey Bro has literally MILLIONS of green energy jobs on the way. He just needs to allow his minions to completely destroy our energy sector and country first.

Yeah, buying chicom solar panels is great for the US economy. Solar and wind power are much more expensive that natural gas generated electricity. More expensive means less efficient which means less actual overall production. Taking away money from US electric consumer to send to the chicoms is something only the dazzler with his mythical MBA could think was good for America.

Pitchfork51

The hiring was nuts and I think in tech number of employed is still higher than like 2020. I do like though when unemployment is super low because I find it slightly amusing to hear everyone bitch about how hard it is to find people.

Like no, it's just hard to find people at the shitty wage you want to pay

RaceBannon

Pitchfork51 said:

The hiring was nuts and I think in tech number of employed is still higher than like 2020. I do like though when unemployment is super low because I find it slightly amusing to hear everyone bitch about how hard it is to find people.

Like no, it's just hard to find people at the shitty wage you want to pay

Welcome to America pal

RoadTrip

AOG said:

It's 10x the number for tech... but what they don't say is that the big tech companies increased employment massively in the last couple of years too. https://layoffs.fyi

No you're not. 97% of them voted for this shit and when the real shit hits, whether it's this year or 250 from now, these same dipshits will be the first on the trains.

RoadTrip

Swaye said:

In all seriousness, I don't want ANY American who wants to work to struggle to find a job, or be laid off. I don't care what your political bent is, we are ALL better at max employment. I mean sure, I do find it mildly humorous that a bunch of tech bros voted themselves out of a job, but these massive layoffs aren't good for the country.

All part of the plan I guess in the Biden economy? Remember when they told pipefitters and coal miners to learn to code? Well all the coders are out of work now as well. So scratch that. Guess the only growth areas of this economy are Diversity hires and Green Energy companies. Everyone else is soon to be out of work. But best economy of my lifetime Jean Pierre assures me!!!!!

You're a better man than me. I want ALL dRATs to suffer immense pain. Fuck them all!

HHusky

RoadTrip said:

Swaye said:

In all seriousness, I don't want ANY American who wants to work to struggle to find a job, or be laid off. I don't care what your political bent is, we are ALL better at max employment. I mean sure, I do find it mildly humorous that a bunch of tech bros voted themselves out of a job, but these massive layoffs aren't good for the country.

All part of the plan I guess in the Biden economy? Remember when they told pipefitters and coal miners to learn to code? Well all the coders are out of work now as well. So scratch that. Guess the only growth areas of this economy are Diversity hires and Green Energy companies. Everyone else is soon to be out of work. But best economy of my lifetime Jean Pierre assures me!!!!!

You're a better man than me. I want ALL dRATs to suffer immense pain. Fuck them all!

These things we ask in Jesus' name.

Amen.

RoadTrip

HHusky said:

RoadTrip said:

Swaye said:

In all seriousness, I don't want ANY American who wants to work to struggle to find a job, or be laid off. I don't care what your political bent is, we are ALL better at max employment. I mean sure, I do find it mildly humorous that a bunch of tech bros voted themselves out of a job, but these massive layoffs aren't good for the country.

All part of the plan I guess in the Biden economy? Remember when they told pipefitters and coal miners to learn to code? Well all the coders are out of work now as well. So scratch that. Guess the only growth areas of this economy are Diversity hires and Green Energy companies. Everyone else is soon to be out of work. But best economy of my lifetime Jean Pierre assures me!!!!!

You're a better man than me. I want ALL dRATs to suffer immense pain. Fuck them all!

These things we ask in Jesus' name.

Amen.

Fuck off. Offer still stands coward.

HHusky

RoadTrip said:

HHusky said:

RoadTrip said:

Swaye said:

In all seriousness, I don't want ANY American who wants to work to struggle to find a job, or be laid off. I don't care what your political bent is, we are ALL better at max employment. I mean sure, I do find it mildly humorous that a bunch of tech bros voted themselves out of a job, but these massive layoffs aren't good for the country.

All part of the plan I guess in the Biden economy? Remember when they told pipefitters and coal miners to learn to code? Well all the coders are out of work now as well. So scratch that. Guess the only growth areas of this economy are Diversity hires and Green Energy companies. Everyone else is soon to be out of work. But best economy of my lifetime Jean Pierre assures me!!!!!

You're a better man than me. I want ALL dRATs to suffer immense pain. Fuck them all!

These things we ask in Jesus' name.

Amen.

Fuck off. Offer still stands coward.

Will you need a stepstool, lady?

46XiJCAB

HHusky said:

RoadTrip said:

HHusky said:

RoadTrip said:

Swaye said:

In all seriousness, I don't want ANY American who wants to work to struggle to find a job, or be laid off. I don't care what your political bent is, we are ALL better at max employment. I mean sure, I do find it mildly humorous that a bunch of tech bros voted themselves out of a job, but these massive layoffs aren't good for the country.

All part of the plan I guess in the Biden economy? Remember when they told pipefitters and coal miners to learn to code? Well all the coders are out of work now as well. So scratch that. Guess the only growth areas of this economy are Diversity hires and Green Energy companies. Everyone else is soon to be out of work. But best economy of my lifetime Jean Pierre assures me!!!!!

You're a better man than me. I want ALL dRATs to suffer immense pain. Fuck them all!

These things we ask in Jesus' name.

Amen.

Fuck off. Offer still stands coward.

Will you need a stepstool, lady?

Is that what you use to climb out of the sewer?