Official “How Do You Know?” Thread

dnc

How do you know Ty wouldn’t have gone down as a UW legend if Locker never got hurt??

dnc

How do you know Race wasn’t there there on the 1st day of Creation?

dnc

How do you know @PurpleJ didn’t die in a freak TacTownTuff figure skating accident and @coronabruin isn’t his ghost poasting from the great beyond?

dnc

How do you know all those Ukraines Stalin starved to death didn’t deserve it?

whlinder

How do you know Sark wouldn't have gotten his guys in there and won at Natty?

YellowSnow

dnc said:

How do you know all those Ukraines Stalin starved to death didn’t deserve it?

Go Georgia!

dnc

How do you know subscriptions aren’t at an all time high??

PurpleBaze

dnc said:

How do you know all those Ukraines Stalin starved to death didn’t deserve it?

@RatherBeBrewing's silence speaks volumes.

dnc

whlinder said:

How do you know Sark wouldn't have gotten his guys in there and won at Natty?

He just needed more tim!!

whlinder

How do you know Kim couldn't have caught the football that sent him sprawling to the ground?

dnc

How do you know most coaches don't keep a flask at the end of the tunnel?

whlinder

How do you know Kim wouldn't have grown over 5' 2"?

YellowSnow

whlinder said:

How do you know Kim wouldn't have grown over 5' 2"?

Row peter puffer heightism is the best heightism.

whlinder

YellowSnow said:

whlinder said:

How do you know Kim wouldn't have grown over 5' 2"?

Row peter puffer heightism is the best heightism.

How do you know Kim couldn't have been an Olympic coxswain?

RaceBannon

How do you know if he really loves you?

chuck

How do you know Sark would never get drunk enough to let me gently cradle his balls?

YellowSnow

YellowSnow said:

whlinder said:

How do you know Kim wouldn't have grown over 5' 2"?

Row peter puffer heightism is the best heightism.

Kim picking a Twatter fight with a UW Letter Winner, National Champion and Olympian to defend Sark is arguably his finest hour.

pawz

If you can't see over your belly, how do you know your cock is still there?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

pawz said:

If you can't see over your belly, how do you know your cock is still there?

Huh?

DerekJohnson

How do you know that Oregon football never would have taken off had Damon Huard handed off to Napoleon and not thrown an out route to Dave Janoski?

Doogles

How do you know Lambo doesn't win a natty if Ink Alleaga doesn't drop the pick against SC?
- @puppylove_sugarsteel