Official “How Do You Know?” Thread

dnc · March 13

How do you know Ty wouldn’t have gone down as a UW legend if Locker never got hurt??

dnc · March 13

How do you know Race wasn’t there there on the 1st day of Creation?

dnc · March 13

How do you know @PurpleJ didn’t die in a freak TacTownTuff figure skating accident and @coronabruin isn’t his ghost poasting from the great beyond?

dnc · March 13

How do you know all those Ukraines Stalin starved to death didn’t deserve it?

whlinder · March 13

How do you know Sark wouldn't have gotten his guys in there and won at Natty?

YellowSnow · March 13

dnc said:
How do you know all those Ukraines Stalin starved to death didn’t deserve it?

Go Georgia!

dnc · March 13

How do you know subscriptions aren’t at an all time high??

PurpleBaze · March 13

dnc said:
How do you know all those Ukraines Stalin starved to death didn’t deserve it?

@RatherBeBrewing's silence speaks volumes.

dnc · March 13

whlinder said:
How do you know Sark wouldn't have gotten his guys in there and won at Natty?

He just needed more tim!!

whlinder · March 13

How do you know Kim couldn't have caught the football that sent him sprawling to the ground?

dnc · March 13

How do you know most coaches don't keep a flask at the end of the tunnel?

whlinder · March 13

How do you know Kim wouldn't have grown over 5' 2"?

YellowSnow · March 13

whlinder said:
How do you know Kim wouldn't have grown over 5' 2"?

Row peter puffer heightism is the best heightism.

whlinder · March 13

YellowSnow said:

whlinder said:
How do you know Kim wouldn't have grown over 5' 2"?
Row peter puffer heightism is the best heightism.

How do you know Kim couldn't have been an Olympic coxswain?

RaceBannon · March 13

How do you know if he really loves you?

chuck · March 13

How do you know Sark would never get drunk enough to let me gently cradle his balls?

YellowSnow · March 13

YellowSnow said:

whlinder said:
How do you know Kim wouldn't have grown over 5' 2"?
Row peter puffer heightism is the best heightism.

Kim picking a Twatter fight with a UW Letter Winner, National Champion and Olympian to defend Sark is arguably his finest hour.

pawz · March 13

If you can't see over your belly, how do you know your cock is still there?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover · March 14

pawz said:
If you can't see over your belly, how do you know your cock is still there?

Huh?

DerekJohnson · March 14

How do you know that Oregon football never would have taken off had Damon Huard handed off to Napoleon and not thrown an out route to Dave Janoski?

Doogles · March 14

How do you know Lambo doesn't win a natty if Ink Alleaga doesn't drop the pick against SC?
- @puppylove_sugarsteel

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