SVB Implosion
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Joey’s lap is lonely, time for you to go.HHusky said:
A run on the bank is precisely the scenario the stress tests were designed to prevent. Good thing SVB got exempted, right?Sources said:
The next time you provide any evidence for an argument will be the first. And your hyperbolic, sensationalized drivel is not evidence.HHusky said:
Imagine you supporting your argument.Sources said:
Normally your shtick amounts to a broken moral compass and issue evasion because you have no substantive argument, but on this you're patently wrong. Better to revert to your normal MOHHusky said:Congrats on exempting SVB from Dodd-Frank, ladies.
We have to.
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So nothing could have been done.Bob_C said:
No bank can withstand a run. Stress tests are to gauge impacts of a black swan event of a economic catastrophe. Like Biden's economy.HHusky said:
A run on the bank is precisely the scenario the stress tests were designed to prevent. Good thing SVB got exempted, right?Sources said:
The next time you provide any evidence for an argument will be the first. And your hyperbolic, sensationalized drivel is not evidence.HHusky said:
Imagine you supporting your argument.Sources said:
Normally your shtick amounts to a broken moral compass and issue evasion because you have no substantive argument, but on this you're patently wrong. Better to revert to your normal MOHHusky said:Congrats on exempting SVB from Dodd-Frank, ladies.
We have to.
And who is we?
Banking and mass shootings.
Let God sort them out.
#"conservative"philosophers -
Bi-product of failed economic policy, yes there were ways to prevent that. Blaming lack of regulations two years into an administration is Sark blaming Ty.HHusky said:
So nothing could have been done.Bob_C said:
No bank can withstand a run. Stress tests are to gauge impacts of a black swan event of a economic catastrophe. Like Biden's economy.HHusky said:
A run on the bank is precisely the scenario the stress tests were designed to prevent. Good thing SVB got exempted, right?Sources said:
The next time you provide any evidence for an argument will be the first. And your hyperbolic, sensationalized drivel is not evidence.HHusky said:
Imagine you supporting your argument.Sources said:
Normally your shtick amounts to a broken moral compass and issue evasion because you have no substantive argument, but on this you're patently wrong. Better to revert to your normal MOHHusky said:Congrats on exempting SVB from Dodd-Frank, ladies.
We have to.
And who is we?
Banking and mass shootings.
Let God sort them out.
#"conservative"philosophers -
I remember a time when 5 fuck offs muted the maroon.
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when all said is done, an apocalyptic financial is inedible. The fed is losing 2.1 billion per week, year end projected losses are 1.1 trillion. Biden's spending bill doesn't account for fraudulent bank bailouts. But they will just fire up the printing press hoping it collapses on a republican administration.
we? are completely fucked. Fire up the printing press!!!! LOLLOLOLOLOL
The FDIC is short a 100 billion.
Defense spending now over a trillion and we are looking for ammo because we are giving it to Ukraine. Howitzer shells are all gone.
Listen to Glen Beck yesterday and today. unreal -
HHusky said:
A run on the bank is precisely the scenario the stress tests were designed to prevent. Good thing SVB got exempted, right?Sources said:
The next time you provide any evidence for an argument will be the first. And your hyperbolic, sensationalized drivel is not evidence.HHusky said:
Imagine you supporting your argument.Sources said:
Normally your shtick amounts to a broken moral compass and issue evasion because you have no substantive argument, but on this you're patently wrong. Better to revert to your normal MOHHusky said:Congrats on exempting SVB from Dodd-Frank, ladies.
We have to.
And who is we?
Who killed the value of the bonds they bought a few years ago HHUSKY buy spending and spending... uh democrats. That's what killed SVB, that and VC needing more cash -
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Party of personal responsibility heard from.Goduckies said:HHusky said:
A run on the bank is precisely the scenario the stress tests were designed to prevent. Good thing SVB got exempted, right?Sources said:
The next time you provide any evidence for an argument will be the first. And your hyperbolic, sensationalized drivel is not evidence.HHusky said:
Imagine you supporting your argument.Sources said:
Normally your shtick amounts to a broken moral compass and issue evasion because you have no substantive argument, but on this you're patently wrong. Better to revert to your normal MOHHusky said:Congrats on exempting SVB from Dodd-Frank, ladies.
We have to.
And who is we?
Who killed the value of the bonds they bought a few years ago HHUSKY buy spending and spending... uh democrats. That's what killed SVB, that and VC needing more cash
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Newsom is now the heavy favorite for the democrat nomination
He has what it takes -
H just lost interest
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No better time to issue equity like when your stock is down almost 10% this month.
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I did?RaceBannon said:H just lost interest
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See?
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I did?RaceBannon said:H just lost interest
your folks were first cousins?RaceBannon said:See?
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The Throbber got his money back and its being
laundered through Ukrainetransferred to a more conservative institution . Ka ching. Thanks,comradessuckers.
@UW_Doog_Bot may have a different economic take - but even though this outcome is personally advantageous, the law of unintended consequences will kick in.
Backstopping depositors funds, the government has given the banks a never-ending supply of coins for their fuckery.
By way of analogy, if a casino gambler KNEW he would always have his stake, he'd keep making riskier and riskier bets. Until such time that the risk of the bet far outweighed the reward which is essentially where SVB found itself.
amirite or no?
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You mean because Newsom hob nobs with the banking crowd? Stop the presses!RaceBannon said: -
I always dreamed of a backstop at the poker table. I would never lose!PurpleThrobber said:The Throbber got his money back and its being
laundered through Ukrainetransferred to a more conservative institution . Ka ching. Thanks,comradessuckers.
@UW_Doog_Bot may have a different economic take - but even though this outcome is personally advantageous, the law of unintended consequences will kick in.
Backstopping depositors funds, the government has given the banks a never-ending supply of coins for their fuckery.
By way of analogy, if a casino gambler KNEW he would always have his stake, he'd keep making riskier and riskier bets. Until such time that the risk of the bet far outweighed the reward which is essentially where SVB found itself.
amirite or no?
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Lobbies for bailout but doesn’t disclose his personal interest in SVB.HHusky said:
You mean because Newsom hob nobs with the banking crowd? Stop the presses!RaceBannon said:
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Yeah that's what I meanHHusky said:
You mean because Newsom hob nobs with the banking crowd? Stop the presses!RaceBannon said:
Retard -
So you don't think depositors should be made whole and your reason is that Newsom was a depositor.RaceBannon said:
Yeah that's what I meanHHusky said:
You mean because Newsom hob nobs with the banking crowd? Stop the presses!RaceBannon said:
Retard
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I was first and right.pawz said:
Careful. That’s actually a surprisingly high bar.DerekJohnson said:This thread will eventually reach 100+ replies and 5k + views
As an autist who leads a miserable and pathetic life, earlier this year I went back and studied the averages in the Tug. I went back a few hundred pages. Something like 2-3 years worth.
Taking out the two pinned threads and the meme thread, generally you find you need a shit-poster to drive 100 replies. It’s pretty rare to get over 100 poasts organically. Based on my survey, threads over 300 posts would qualify for a “classics” status.
PGOSs UKR thread is a perfect storm of shit posting and organic interest. It might be years (plural) before we have another thread that does 1000+ posts.
JFC.
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Dodge and deflectHHusky said:
So you don't think depositors should be made whole and your reason is that Newsom was a depositor.RaceBannon said:
Yeah that's what I meanHHusky said:
You mean because Newsom hob nobs with the banking crowd? Stop the presses!RaceBannon said:
Retard
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Lost interest -
So you really don't know what Newsom had to do with anything after all.RaceBannon said:
Dodge and deflectHHusky said:
So you don't think depositors should be made whole and your reason is that Newsom was a depositor.RaceBannon said:
Yeah that's what I meanHHusky said:
You mean because Newsom hob nobs with the banking crowd? Stop the presses!RaceBannon said:
Retard
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Lost interest -
Dodge and deflectHHusky said:
So you really don't know what Newsom had to do with anything after all.RaceBannon said:
Dodge and deflectHHusky said:
So you don't think depositors should be made whole and your reason is that Newsom was a depositor.RaceBannon said:
Yeah that's what I meanHHusky said:
You mean because Newsom hob nobs with the banking crowd? Stop the presses!RaceBannon said:
Retard
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Lost interest
Lost interest
I was right -
congratsRaceBannon said:
Dodge and deflectHHusky said:
So you really don't know what Newsom had to do with anything after all.RaceBannon said:
Dodge and deflectHHusky said:
So you don't think depositors should be made whole and your reason is that Newsom was a depositor.RaceBannon said:
Yeah that's what I meanHHusky said:
You mean because Newsom hob nobs with the banking crowd? Stop the presses!RaceBannon said:
Retard
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Lost interest
Lost interest
I was right
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He definitely helped crash the economy.HHusky said:
So you really don't know what Newsom had to do with anything after all.RaceBannon said:
Dodge and deflectHHusky said:
So you don't think depositors should be made whole and your reason is that Newsom was a depositor.RaceBannon said:
Yeah that's what I meanHHusky said:
You mean because Newsom hob nobs with the banking crowd? Stop the presses!RaceBannon said:
Retard
deep
Lost interest