This is real. I can’t make this up. Our neighbors in Visalia CA.

DerekJohnson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xfpM1CV3FY

TurdBomber

Ratchet AF!

SFGbob

What a fucking nightmare.

UWerentThereMan

So much for the notion that good fences make good neighbors

Blueduck

This is why my closest neighbor is over 1/4 mile away.

PurpleThrobber

Blueduck said:

This is why my closest neighbor is over 1/4 mile away.

Mine too. And over a ridge.

Hard to get off a clean shot at that bastard.
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RaceBannon

I rule against both of the families

Could only watch a couple of minutes

SFGbob

RaceBannon said:

I rule against both of the families

Could only watch a couple of minutes

The guy is in the right but why would you even bother engaging with them?

RaceBannon

SFGbob said:

RaceBannon said:

I rule against both of the families

Could only watch a couple of minutes

The guy is in the right but why would you even bother engaging with them?

We had a bad neighbor at our last place in Temecula. First one ever as a matter of fact. My wife liked to beef with him especially during shelter kind of in place.

I asked her if she wanted me to kick his ass and get it over with.

No you'd go to jail.

OK then let it go. I did like to buzz the tower when walking my dog. The guy would sit his chair in the middle of the sidewalk and I'd walk by close enough for Corky to lunge at his face and just miss

He stopped sitting in the sidewalk

PurpleThrobber

RaceBannon said:

SFGbob said:

RaceBannon said:

I rule against both of the families

Could only watch a couple of minutes

The guy is in the right but why would you even bother engaging with them?

We had a bad neighbor at our last place in Temecula. First one ever as a matter of fact. My wife liked to beef with him especially during shelter kind of in place.

I asked her if she wanted me to kick his ass and get it over with.

No you'd go to jail.

OK then let it go. I did like to buzz the tower when walking my dog. The guy would sit his chair in the middle of the sidewalk and I'd walk by close enough for Corky to lunge at his face and just miss

He stopped sitting in the sidewalk

WTF kind of white trash sits in a lawn chair on a sidewalk?

Unless you've got a lemonade stand that is a no chair zone.

RaceBannon

PurpleThrobber said:

RaceBannon said:

SFGbob said:

RaceBannon said:

I rule against both of the families

Could only watch a couple of minutes

The guy is in the right but why would you even bother engaging with them?

We had a bad neighbor at our last place in Temecula. First one ever as a matter of fact. My wife liked to beef with him especially during shelter kind of in place.

I asked her if she wanted me to kick his ass and get it over with.

No you'd go to jail.

OK then let it go. I did like to buzz the tower when walking my dog. The guy would sit his chair in the middle of the sidewalk and I'd walk by close enough for Corky to lunge at his face and just miss

He stopped sitting in the sidewalk

WTF kind of white trash sits in a lawn chair on a sidewalk?

Unless you've got a lemonade stand that is a no chair zone.

This guy was pure white trash and his kids too

Really not Temecula HOA material IMO

thechatch

We don’t have any of these issues where I live.

A friend of mine owned an equine veterinary practice in Oregon which sat on his home property. Probably about 10-12 acres altogether. Any case one of his neighbors would get drunk and pissed off and chuck apples at the horses because the apple tree was right on the fence line and would drop fruit onto his property.

My friend raised German Shepards and at this particular time had a 110-120lb monster named Gunther. Out of all the Germans this guy owned, Gunther was the one that I could never really get a handle on what exactly was going on in his head. Black face and always always at attention.

One day when I was over there with one of our Morgans, I saw this guy raising hell at the fence line again and during the ensuing disagreement over these fucking apples, the neighbor climbed up on the fence like he was going to come after my friend, so when Gunther saw that he bolted toward the guy and lunged from about 8 feet away, knocking the guy back on his ass just in time to avoid getting lit up.

My friend looked at the guy and kind of laughed and said something along the lines of, “You're lucky because you were about a half second away from dying today. There isn’t a thing I would have been able to do to get him off of you if you would have made it all the way over that fence.”

Fighting with your neighbors is dumb, but if you’re armed with a 30.06 or a beast of a dog, it usually doesn’t go too far.

TurdBomber

Once again, Dogs>>>>>Neighbors.

46XiJCAB

Hot day.
Working my ass off out front.
Neighbor starts whining about my tree roots, again.
Timing was all off.
No situational awareness.
Has not whined about tree roots again.

pawz

RaceBannon said:

I rule against both of the families

Could only watch a couple of minutes

You’re a better man than I.

I couldn’t make it anywhere close to 53 seconds.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

thechatch said:

We don’t have any of these issues where I live.

A friend of mine owned an equine veterinary practice in Oregon which sat on his home property. Probably about 10-12 acres altogether. Any case one of his neighbors would get drunk and pissed off and chuck apples at the horses because the apple tree was right on the fence line and would drop fruit onto his property.

My friend raised German Shepards and at this particular time had a 110-120lb monster named Gunther. Out of all the Germans this guy owned, Gunther was the one that I could never really get a handle on what exactly was going on in his head. Black face and always always at attention.

One day when I was over there with one of our Morgans, I saw this guy raising hell at the fence line again and during the ensuing disagreement over these fucking apples, the neighbor climbed up on the fence like he was going to come after my friend, so when Gunther saw that he bolted toward the guy and lunged from about 8 feet away, knocking the guy back on his ass just in time to avoid getting lit up.

My friend looked at the guy and kind of laughed and said something along the lines of, “You're lucky because you were about a half second away from dying today. There isn’t a thing I would have been able to do to get him off of you if you would have made it all the way over that fence.”

Fighting with your neighbors is dumb, but if you’re armed with a 30.06 or a beast of a dog, it usually doesn’t go too far.

Tl, Dr Ducko

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