Alright fellas! Here ya go!

TopicalChica

Did your parents ever give you the birds and the bees 🐝 talk? How did they have that conversation with you?

Go!

GrundleStiltzkin

"When two dads love each other, very much..."

coronabruin

Lost my virginity before I was able to talk, so like we say…no.

haie

They gave me two peach faced love birds in a cage.

One flew away by my fault (fucked up trying to feed them) and probably died in the cold or was killed by a tuff logger raven.

The other died because his snatch was gone.

KidsInCagesDawg

coronabruin said:

Lost my virginity before I was able to talk, so like we say…no.

Raped by the paper boy. Couldn’t tell him to get off you because you had no vocabulary. A horrible 16th birthday for a misunderstood autistic boy.

coronabruin

KidsInCagesDawg said:

coronabruin said:

Lost my virginity before I was able to talk, so like we say…no.

Raped by the paper boy. Couldn’t tell him to get off you because you had no vocabulary. A horrible 16th birthday for a misunderstood autistic boy.

Actually I was the stunt double for Tommy Lee’s dick. Sick comment though, retard.

LawDawg1

Solid bored choice as usual.

rodmansrage

my two dads sent me to the Jerry sandusky football camp, learned about it in the showers.

SECDAWG

TopicalChica said:

Did your parents ever give you the birds and the bees 🐝 talk? How did they have that conversation with you?

Go!

“Baby sitter” taught me abundance

RTD

Stuck on a chair lift. You know what a blow job is? Real awkward weird shit.

DerekJohnson

Swaye

GrundleStiltzkin said:

"When two dads love each other, very much..."