Sure he did

Bob_C

https://twitter.com/marcusganthony/status/1626370593061847040?s=46&t=4MuD7Z5H2LzzLHu0zzgPgA

RaceBannon

The willing suspension of disbelief

georgiaduck

From the same folks who report BendintheRivers golf scores.

Sources

he ran 12 mph? lmao okay

RaceBannon

Even if true he's still brain dead

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

As an 18 year old who never did a push up, my first time taking a physical fitness test in the Army ended up with me doing about 38 push ups. My best 2 mile run time was 11:54.

An 80 year old running a 5 minute mile is absolute horseshit.

Sledog

But cogfajibbleshhish test!

GrundleStiltzkin

Is this pure malarkey, or actually based on something? I say malarkey.

WestlinnDuck

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

As an 18 year old who never did a push up, my first time taking a physical fitness test in the Army ended up with me doing about 38 push ups. My best 2 mile run time was 11:54.

An 80 year old running a 5 minute mile is absolute horseshit.

I was in the best shape of my life when I graduated from law school at 25. Played basketball 3-4 times a week for an hour and a half and lifted weights afterward. I could do 80 honest push ups, 20 pull ups and could run a mile in 5:15. These numbers for the dementia patient are not feasible.

WestlinnDuck

Now on to the dementia patient.

So the dementia patient just had his annual physical which did not for unknown reasons include a cognitive test or MRI.

Bendintheriver

georgiaduck said:

From the same folks who report BendintheRivers golf scores.

LOL! Watch it or I will put the Tee whiff video on here for all to see.

46XiJCAB

Was Ms. Joseph Goebbels his witness?

RaceBannon

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Is this pure malarkey, or actually based on something? I say malarkey.

Blueduck