John Grubb issues a statement

DerekJohnson

PurpleBaze

Would have been better if it started with, "Nothing changed with me".

HuskyJW

HuskyJW always right

DerekJohnson

Damn it. I forgot to add the part about murdering a family on vacation. My bad.

TheRoarOfTheCrowd

Good job, you had me there for a second, I thought this was real until I thought about it [doi]

PurpleBaze

TheRoarOfTheCrowd said:

Good job, you had me there for a second, I thought this was real until I thought about it [doi]

"Shitheel" was a nice touch IMHO.

PurpleBaze

DerekJohnson said:

Damn it. I forgot to add the part about murdering a family on vacation. My bad.

Nothing changed with me. Just got call from SABAN 5 minutes ago and told me I was to show up inTuscaloosa. If DeBoer has stuff to do have him leave with you. I'll have Ana take me and DeBoer can leave with you. I would prefer u and DeBoer leave together. I'll ask Ana. Shouldn't be a problem. If she can't I'll let you know

I'm sure someone else can do better.

DerekJohnson

PurpleBaze said:

DerekJohnson said:

Damn it. I forgot to add the part about murdering a family on vacation. My bad.

Nothing changed with me. Just got call from SABAN 5 minutes ago and told me I was to show up inTuscaloosa. If DeBoer has stuff to do have him leave with you. I'll have Ana take me and DeBoer can leave with you. I would prefer u and DeBoer leave together. I'll ask Ana. Shouldn't be a problem. If she can't I'll let you know

I'm sure someone else can do better.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

DerekJohnson said:

Damn it. I forgot to add the part about murdering a family on vacation. My bad.

BennyBeaver

It’s missing the ubiquitous “all that being said” and “all glory to God”

Kingdome_Urinals

"When Saban's first three questions were related to how I could help him land Penix, I realized this was not the opportunity for me."

BleachedAnusDawg

John?

1to392831weretaken

BleachedAnusDawg said:

John?

I was just going to say that TIL his name is John. Is it?