2024 three-star Jaxson Jones decommits from Washington Huskies, and USC is paying attention

DerekJohnson

https://sports.yahoo.com/2024-three-star-jaxson-jones-112341756.html

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Thanks Taft!

whatshouldicareabout

He's a duck for now

WilburHooksHands

congrats to his dad for living his dream

https://twitter.com/danieljonesjr80/status/1619741244711931905?s=46&t=Mgm_eqzeE-ypVqccScJkRg

DerekJohnson

WilburHooksHands said:

congrats to his dad for living his dream

https://twitter.com/danieljonesjr80/status/1619741244711931905?s=46&t=Mgm_eqzeE-ypVqccScJkRg

We? Our?

Fear_Boner

It’s his sperm.

RTD

1000%!!!!

dtd

Who?

thechatch

Never heard of the kid

PostGameOrangeSlices

Wdwha

WoolleyDoog

I'm out with the green eyes in the edit. This looks like something someone who dropped out of Woolley high would share on Facebook.

WilburHooksHands

can we at least follow his dads tweeting here?

https://www.twitter.com/danieljonesjr80/status/1623500550586380289?s=46&t=XWiUIMrU7mBxlN1kHR5HCA

WilburHooksHands

https://twitter.com/bowdown79/status/1624930357102641152?s=46&t=ZjqcZ4-LBtDOfRS-BVc4sQ

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

WilburHooksHands said:

https://twitter.com/bowdown79/status/1624930357102641152?s=46&t=ZjqcZ4-LBtDOfRS-BVc4sQ

With all the Lanning ball gargling I’m wondering if the dad is looking for a job in Eugene.

GrundleStiltzkin

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

WilburHooksHands said:

https://twitter.com/bowdown79/status/1624930357102641152?s=46&t=ZjqcZ4-LBtDOfRS-BVc4sQ

With all the Lanning ball gargling I’m wondering if the dad is looking for a job in Eugene.

Maybe ball gargling literally is his job. Didn't think bout that, did you smart guym?

TheRoarOfTheCrowd

Thanks for pointing out dad’s twitter, really a hilarious compilation ~ the guy is absolutely out of his mind… makes G look like a minor league helicopter dad. Here is a nice picture he is sharing, its a picture to refer to later when the kid flops.



The fact that the kid agrees to have his picture taken with this ridiculous getup and doesn’t just say fuck off to all of this delusional crap tells you he is all in with the fantasy world view as well. Imagine building a program based on this Tinkerbell’s wet dream kind of recruiting.

theknowledge

TheRoarOfTheCrowd said:

Thanks for pointing out dad’s twitter, really a hilarious compilation ~ the guy is absolutely out of his mind… makes G look like a minor league helicopter dad. Here is a nice picture he is sharing, its a picture to refer to later when the kid flops.



The fact that the kid agrees to have his picture taken with this ridiculous getup and doesn’t just say fuck off to all of this delusional crap tells you he is all in with the fantasy world view as well. Imagine building a program based on this Tinkerbell’s wet dream kind of recruiting.

Glass houses my friend. UW has a throne now too. It’s apparently what the kids like these days. Who fucking cares. I’m sure DeBoer would dance with a kid to hip hop music on camera if he thought he could get a commitment. Kalen DeBoer probably would too.

TheRoarOfTheCrowd

Really? Ja ezz us. Dafuk.

WoolleyDoog

The combination of legal bags and social media has created a golden age for the sketchy insane football parent.

WoolleyDoog

I'm sure all these throne photos and crowns and shit is going to be great for these kids' brains when they become the 99.99999999999999% who won't make a living playing football.

I'm sure they'll do real well having to be the bitch of some middle manager named Bill or some Karen and taking and sorting out their shit which is like 99.999999999999% of most jobs now while also not telling them to go fuck themselves.

Fishpo31

My cringe meter just disintegrated…