Hammer time

Bob_C

https://twitter.com/BigadShaban/status/1619019200949010432?s=20&t=PaZmIymrPR-myO8l0Q5QUQ

Top comment so far:

https://twitter.com/gjsman1000/status/1619022902560722949?s=20&t=PaZmIymrPR-myO8l0Q5QUQ

GrundleStiltzkin

Truly bizarre

RaceBannon

So are we at 56 - 0 now?

Sledog

Mighty short tape.

Bob_C

RaceBannon said:

So are we at 56 - 0 now?

The cocktail is worth a touchdown, so yes.

46XiJCAB

When mommy is away, daddy will play. Apparently.

georgiaduck

One would think if Pelosi considered himself to be in true danger- he would have dropped his beer and used both hands to hold on to the hammer (no pun intended). I'm sorry the guy got his head cracked- he didn't deserve it, but this story of an intruder is done.

I would also hope someone drives him to an AA meeting today.

Sledog

An AIDS test might be in order.

Sources

Sledog said:

An AIDS test might be in order.

That's what the exorcism was for

Bob_C

Miguel was basically spot on vs the video.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1619059738674860032

huskyhooligan

To be clear its absolutely brutal as well. Regardless of what anyone says, no one (with the exception of Gary Ridgeway) should be hit over the head with a hammer by a prostitute you've paid for with hard earned insider trading.

RaceBannon

The surveillance video lends credence to the unwelcome intruder aspect. The whole thing doesn't make much sense. Dude broke in.

http://twitter.com/MrCaseyLandry/status/1619044958832582656?s=20&t=381rqMRuBNiWhVkiEhyU3w

LebamDawg

If Pelosi had just paid the guy for his 4 hours of work all would have gone great.

46XiJCAB

So they were cosplaying the break-in fantasy sword fight. To each his own.

HuskyJW

How many roses?

Bob_C

RaceBannon said:

The surveillance video lends credence to the unwelcome intruder aspect. The whole thing doesn't make much sense. Dude broke in.

http://twitter.com/MrCaseyLandry/status/1619044958832582656?s=20&t=381rqMRuBNiWhVkiEhyU3w

Yeah. All the gay hookups that I've been a part of don't start out like that.

PurpleThrobber

Bob_C said:

RaceBannon said:

The surveillance video lends credence to the unwelcome intruder aspect. The whole thing doesn't make much sense. Dude broke in.

http://twitter.com/MrCaseyLandry/status/1619044958832582656?s=20&t=381rqMRuBNiWhVkiEhyU3w

Yeah. All the gay hookups that I've been a part of don't start out like that.

Role playing some twisted scary stranger rape fantasy.

Sledog

Got me but Paul said everything was OK and hi! Not how victims act in my experience. Stand shit

hardhat

I heard that this was all fact checked and deboonked