For our Texas friends

RaceBannon

http://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/1608698332997902337?s=20&t=lUblhObcIWcTagHLzNWqFw

Abandon all hope. You have two witnesses

YellowSnow

RaceBannon

http://twitter.com/noah_gross27/status/1608813906310447104?s=20&t=F3SVf6arz2QZfvbCgvxmXw

Make the flashbacks stop

TXDawg

RaceBannon said:

http://twitter.com/noah_gross27/status/1608813906310447104?s=20&t=F3SVf6arz2QZfvbCgvxmXw

Make the flashbacks stop

The press likes to keep their credentials and free sandwiches on game day.

rodmansrage

They’re walking into an offseason which will be marred by a massive QB controversy with Sark at the helm and heading to the SEC in a year or two (don’t remember, dgaf).

They fucked.

chuck

JFC It's stunning how well Sark keeps giving to *us.

Someday he's not going to get another job you guys. WTF do we have then? Ever think about it?

rodmansrage

chuck said:

JFC It's stunning how well Sark keeps giving to *us.

Someday he's not going to get another job you guys. WTF do we have then? Ever think about it?

ESPN will hire him to be an analyst or some shit.

You just need to have played at some D1 school and/or have a pulse.

theknowledge

Our new number 1 QB is better than our existing number 1 QB, I’m sure of it.

CuntWaffle

Got a big recruit coming in though. I’m sure Manning will turn it around.

EsophagealFeces

rodmansrage said:

chuck said:

JFC It's stunning how well Sark keeps giving to *us.

Someday he's not going to get another job you guys. WTF do we have then? Ever think about it?

ESPN will hire him to be an analyst or some shit.

You just need to have played at some D1 school and/or have a pulse.

For sure. I can see it now: Herbie and Sark calling games together and hand jibbering each other in the booth.

haie

https://twitter.com/pumpthabrakez/status/1608699816657448962?t=Na8rKP-1kbN47b-6I2UlgQ&s=19

theknowledge

EsophagealFeces said:

rodmansrage said:

chuck said:

JFC It's stunning how well Sark keeps giving to *us.

Someday he's not going to get another job you guys. WTF do we have then? Ever think about it?

ESPN will hire him to be an analyst or some shit.

You just need to have played at some D1 school and/or have a pulse.

For sure. I can see it now: Herbie and Sark calling games together and hand jibbering each other in the booth.

Sark will be the replacement for Corso on Game Day. His schtick will be wearing awful suits on stage provided by his wife for everyone to laugh at. “Oh man, did you see the faggy jacket Sark had on this week? Can’t wait to see what he wears next week!” Him and Herby can do a bunch of too long bro hugging or hand shaking. A bromance to take ESPN into the next 20 years.

EsophagealFeces

haie said:

https://twitter.com/pumpthabrakez/status/1608699816657448962?t=Na8rKP-1kbN47b-6I2UlgQ&s=19

He’s exactly who we think he is.

TheHB

theknowledge said:

EsophagealFeces said:

rodmansrage said:

chuck said:

JFC It's stunning how well Sark keeps giving to *us.

Someday he's not going to get another job you guys. WTF do we have then? Ever think about it?

ESPN will hire him to be an analyst or some shit.

You just need to have played at some D1 school and/or have a pulse.

For sure. I can see it now: Herbie and Sark calling games together and hand jibbering each other in the booth.

Sark will be the replacement for Corso on Game Day. His schtick will be wearing awful suits on stage provided by his wife for everyone to laugh at. “Oh man, did you see the faggy jacket Sark had on this week? Can’t wait to see what he wears next week!” Him and Herby can do a bunch of too long bro hugging or hand shaking. A bromance to take ESPN into the next 20 years.

“What a cool experience man.”

YellowSnow

Sark’s career peaked with the @RaceBannon and @iDawg house money pod. It’s been pure crap since.