OFFICIAL Washington vs Texas Alamo Bowl Game Thread

LongDukDong

three plays in the last 5 minutes where refs missed blatantly obvious penalties. what is going on?

MobeyB4Assholes

EsophagealFeces said:

FireTheJanitor said:

We’ve reached the screaming at the TV portion of the game fairly early

My wife and baby are sleeping next to me, so I have to keep it in check. I’m pissed, but I keep reminding myself we’re playing against Sark. He’s not done doing Sark stuff

Is your wife hot?

1to392831weretaken

Okay, so you can just run over a guy after a fair catch now?

This game opened with the announcer calling this game "the next challenge for Texas."

THAT guy just asked why there wasn't a flag.

Laocoön

KrunkJuice said:

That was PI but he went up sawft.

Kind of hard to go up tuff when you are basically being horse colored b4 the ball arrives

flatus

How many opt-outs on Texas?

EsophagealFeces

MobeyB4Assholes said:

EsophagealFeces said:

FireTheJanitor said:

We’ve reached the screaming at the TV portion of the game fairly early

My wife and baby are sleeping next to me, so I have to keep it in check. I’m pissed, but I keep reminding myself we’re playing against Sark. He’s not done doing Sark stuff

Is your wife hot?

Hotter than Sark’s credit card at the bar at Joey

MobeyB4Assholes

EsophagealFeces said:

FireTheJanitor said:

We’ve reached the screaming at the TV portion of the game fairly early

My wife and baby are sleeping next to me, so I have to keep it in check. I’m pissed, but I keep reminding myself we’re playing against Sark. He’s not done doing Sark stuff

Is your wife hot?

flatus said:

How many opt-outs on Texas?

Including Sark?

RockyBottom

LongDukDong said:

three plays in the last 5 minutes where refs missed blatantly obvious penalties. what is going on?

ITS DIFFICULT TO MAKE THE RIGHT CALLS WHEN SO MUCH MONEY IS ON THE LINE

gmo

Big dick Newton let’s go

EsophagealFeces

flatus said:

How many opt-outs on Texas?

They’ll probably have 3-4 more opt out at halftime.

Neighbor2972

Quentin Moore just obliterated someone on a block. Why did he not play more this year

MobeyB4Assholes

Keep running against Cocaine Boy's gimmick D

gmo

Penix having a rough game.
Defensive battle, who knew?!

MobeyB4Assholes

That's OK, this game will break open.

MobeyB4Assholes

Sark must be these refs' candy man

Doogles

Kwat butt fucking the 2 million dollar man

LongDukDong

christ this fucking punter is ass

EsophagealFeces

We’re playing kinda retarded, and the wefs are fucking us, but we’re still up, and our defense is looking pretty solid so far. And more importantly, 34-17 is still on the table.

KrunkJuice

Nice touch by our punter. What the fuck have you been doing the last month?

FireTheJanitor

Doogles said:

Kwat butt fucking the 2 million dollar man

He’s Sarking. It’s there between the tackles. Run some PA off it.