5 Reasons (IRL edition)

YellowSnow

So my next door neighbor here in White Wakanda is a UT Vols alumni who grew up in Knoxville.

He sends me a text last night with a link to a Vol's website entitled 5 Reason UW wins the purple bowl with a text saying "Is this you? Some UDub fan just posted on the wrong UT site. Racist."

pawz

Tell him, “That must be Derek Johnson’s crew.”

YellowSnow

pawz said:

Tell him, “That must be Derek Johnson’s crew.”

I just said, I fool around a bit on the dark webs of back water, college football message boards. And there's a level of malarkey going here that you cousin fuckers won't get.

pawz

YellowSnow said:

pawz said:

Tell him, “That must be Derek Johnson’s crew.”

I just said, I fool around a bit on the dark webs of back water, college football message boards. And there's a level of malarkey going here that you cousin fuckers won't get.

You should at least send him the original.

DerekJohnson

pawz said:

Tell him, “That must be Derek Johnson’s crew.”

pawz

DerekJohnson said:

pawz said:

Tell him, “That must be Derek Johnson’s crew.”

Disagree.

FireCohen

I remember when Vols almost hired Leach. That would have been hilarious

Mad_Son

pawz said:

YellowSnow said:

pawz said:

Tell him, “That must be Derek Johnson’s crew.”

I just said, I fool around a bit on the dark webs of back water, college football message boards. And there's a level of malarkey going here that you cousin fuckers won't get.

You should at least send him the original.

I don't see the value that adds.

YellowSnow

Mad_Son said:

pawz said:

YellowSnow said:

pawz said:

Tell him, “That must be Derek Johnson’s crew.”

I just said, I fool around a bit on the dark webs of back water, college football message boards. And there's a level of malarkey going here that you cousin fuckers won't get.

You should at least send him the original.

I don't see the value that adds.

It doesn't. The only person outside of this community who I knows I post here is my wife. For everyone else, it's "I dabble a bit on the seedy underbelly of dark webs college football arguing."

Doog_de_Jour

YellowSnow said:

Mad_Son said:

pawz said:

YellowSnow said:

pawz said:

Tell him, “That must be Derek Johnson’s crew.”

I just said, I fool around a bit on the dark webs of back water, college football message boards. And there's a level of malarkey going here that you cousin fuckers won't get.

You should at least send him the original.

I don't see the value that adds.

It doesn't. The only person outside of this community who I knows I post here is my wife. For everyone else, it's "I dabble a bit on the seedy underbelly of dark webs college football arguing."

There’s your LinkedIn headline! Seriously, it’s the HCH elevator pitch.