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  • thechatch
    thechatch Member Posts: 7,518 Standard Supporter

    It’s a Duck offensive hire. Probably a solid X&O’s guy if we’re all being honest. Fair, open questions following the hire:

    - How does he improve the injury faking operation for better results?
    - Does this make players less likely to meltdown like they’re 46x and punch Beaver fans in the back of the head?
    - How does this change the tendency to bitch up late in ballgames?
    - Does this do anything to help their defensive minded HC and Tosh to not have the most putrid unit in the North next year?

    You’re pressing. This is BPT-level garbage
  • FireTheJanitor
    FireTheJanitor Member Posts: 1,483
    thechatch said:

    It’s a Duck offensive hire. Probably a solid X&O’s guy if we’re all being honest. Fair, open questions following the hire:

    - How does he improve the injury faking operation for better results?
    - Does this make players less likely to meltdown like they’re 46x and punch Beaver fans in the back of the head?
    - How does this change the tendency to bitch up late in ballgames?
    - Does this do anything to help their defensive minded HC and Tosh to not have the most putrid unit in the North next year?

    You’re pressing. This is BPT-level garbage
    Pressing by bringing up the 4 things that happened this year that Duck fans hate?
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,733 Founders Club
    thechatch said:

    It’s a Duck offensive hire. Probably a solid X&O’s guy if we’re all being honest. Fair, open questions following the hire:

    - How does he improve the injury faking operation for better results?
    - Does this make players less likely to meltdown like they’re 46x and punch Beaver fans in the back of the head?
    - How does this change the tendency to bitch up late in ballgames?
    - Does this do anything to help their defensive minded HC and Tosh to not have the most putrid unit in the North next year?

    You’re pressing. This is BPT-level garbage
    Contribute something meaningful here or fuck off.
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800

    Leading to many meltdowns here

    Sad when former greats succumb to digging through the hackneyed mobs bag of tricks.

    Say something new to make me swoon or lose my begrudging adornment forever.

    My bags are packed.

    -MS

  • FireTheJanitor
    FireTheJanitor Member Posts: 1,483

    Leading to many meltdowns here

    Sad when former greats succumb to digging through the hackneyed mobs bag of tricks.

    Say something new to make me swoon or lose my begrudging adornment forever.

    My bags are packed.

    -MS

    Don’t know what we’ll do without the resident unemployed community college philosophy professor
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,733 Founders Club

    Leading to many meltdowns here

    Sad when former greats succumb to digging through the hackneyed mobs bag of tricks.

    Say something new to make me swoon or lose my begrudging adornment forever.

    My bags are packed.

    -MS

    One of the weirdest flameouts here. Ever.
  • thechatch
    thechatch Member Posts: 7,518 Standard Supporter

    OC has never really been an issue at Oregon since they hired Chip

    Offense has rarely been an issue either.

    That's what I know about the hire quite honestly

    Offense was hot garbage for 4 seasons with Mario. He even found a way to fuck up the Moorhead scheme.

    Oregon offense has been mostly good since Bellotti was the OC in 95. I’d say that very few programs have done better at staying out front in offensive innovation and philosophy than UO.

    Bellotti
    Koetter
    Tedford
    Kelly
    Helfrich
    Dillingham

    All very good/great OCs

    Ludwig and Crowton were really inconsistent and Moorhead was handcuffed by his boss. Arroyo sucked.

    Frost also sucked but he benefitted from having Mariota and a cast of playmakers so he could basically just play techmo bowl out there and use half of the Chip/Helfrich playbook and stay successful.

    Also and most importantly, Will Stein checks a diversity box which I know matters a lot to everyone in Oregon.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    thechatch said:

    OC has never really been an issue at Oregon since they hired Chip

    Offense has rarely been an issue either.

    That's what I know about the hire quite honestly

    Offense was hot garbage for 4 seasons with Mario. He even found a way to fuck up the Moorhead scheme.

    Oregon offense has been mostly good since Bellotti was the OC in 95. I’d say that very few programs have done better at staying out front in offensive innovation and philosophy than UO.

    Bellotti
    Koetter
    Tedford
    Kelly
    Helfrich
    Dillingham

    All very good/great OCs

    Ludwig and Crowton were really inconsistent and Moorhead was handcuffed by his boss. Arroyo sucked.

    Frost also sucked but he benefitted from having Mariota and a cast of playmakers so he could basically just play techmo bowl out there and use half of the Chip/Helfrich playbook and stay successful.

    Also and most importantly, Will Stein checks a diversity box which I know matters a lot to everyone in Oregon.
    NOC. Ass
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 26,254 Standard Supporter
    edited December 2022
    haie said:

    haie said:

    These guys are fucking OBSESSED with Arizona State. What a dumpster fire of a November they must have had 🍺

    I'm hearing Dillingham is a hometown guy and he bleeds maroon and gold from Brad Hazmat and other Phoenix "pundits." Squirm Edwards didn't get NIL, but he WILL.
    What's funny to me is:

    Oregon's last good team lost to a mediocre/shit ASU. Don't think they've beaten them since.

    Oregon's best player in school history in their best era lost to Arizona at home and two of their most desolating losses have come to Arizona.

    But these retards have the memory of a goldfish besides "last 20 years against UW".
    Arizona has won about 1/3 of the games against whoregon in the past 15 years. While it's nothing to brag about, Arizona's best team was in 2014 when they made the Fiesta Bowl and finished 10-4 or something and they've been .500 or less for many of those years - off the top of my head 2007, 2008, 2011, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, and 2022 - that's at least eight. They absolutely destroyed them in 2013 or 2014. Yet Quooks here constantly brag about those seasons and laugh at us for mentioning 1960.
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    I like to call 3 point wins “ass-kickings.”

    @RaceBannonFS