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PGOS "guarantees" of the week - Vol. 5
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LAST WEEK'S RESULTS
https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/101675/pgos-guarantees-of-the-week-vol-4#latest
South Carolina is a team I should probably never touch again. They might eek out a win every now and then that they shouldn't, but they more often than not get beaten by peer teams by 50.
Betting against Sark continues to be free money. Never any doubt TCU was winning that shitty game.
WASHINGTON makes me money for the first time ever. Should've bet the farm.
The NFL is rigged and I blame Germany for that Hooks loss. Moving on.
Overall Moneyline 6-9
CapriSun Lock of the Week™ 2-1
THIS WEEK'S PICKS
Oklahoma State (+255) @ Oklahoma - Traditionally this is a Boomer Sooner buttfucking, but Gundy won last year and is the better coach. This game is a coinflip and I therefore think the Bovada line on this is crazy. Roll Pokes, or whatever it is they say.
Boise State @ Wyoming (+390) - Both teams are 7-3, which is bad for one and cause for celebration for the other. I like the Pokes again in this one. Another coinflip 50/50 game that has a ridiculous line. Boise State is not +390 @ Wyoming, more like +125.
Texas @ Kansas (+275) - I'm undefeated betting against Sark this season and I'm going all in on his demise. Texas is reeling and is not going to be excited to take on an improved Lawrence squad. The Big 12 has learned their lessons after my lawyers stopped by a month ago. This is your CapriSun Lock of the Week™
NC State (+165) @ Louisville - NC State somehow lost to BC last week and will be eager to prove it was a fluke. Louisville is some shitty ACC team that even Oregon State would run a train on. Get it done wolfpack.
NFL Dreck
Santa Clara 49ers @ Arizona Cardinals (+290) - What the hell is the moneyline? Cardinals suck but are at home, and 49ers are mediocre. I'll take my chances with a pissed off 5'4" Kyler
Tennessee Titans (+145) @ Green Bay - Rodgers looks like an alcoholic and the Packers suck. The Titans backup QB sucks too, but whatever.
FYFMFE
https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/101675/pgos-guarantees-of-the-week-vol-4#latest
South Carolina is a team I should probably never touch again. They might eek out a win every now and then that they shouldn't, but they more often than not get beaten by peer teams by 50.
Betting against Sark continues to be free money. Never any doubt TCU was winning that shitty game.
WASHINGTON makes me money for the first time ever. Should've bet the farm.
The NFL is rigged and I blame Germany for that Hooks loss. Moving on.
Overall Moneyline 6-9
CapriSun Lock of the Week™ 2-1
THIS WEEK'S PICKS
Oklahoma State (+255) @ Oklahoma - Traditionally this is a Boomer Sooner buttfucking, but Gundy won last year and is the better coach. This game is a coinflip and I therefore think the Bovada line on this is crazy. Roll Pokes, or whatever it is they say.
Boise State @ Wyoming (+390) - Both teams are 7-3, which is bad for one and cause for celebration for the other. I like the Pokes again in this one. Another coinflip 50/50 game that has a ridiculous line. Boise State is not +390 @ Wyoming, more like +125.
Texas @ Kansas (+275) - I'm undefeated betting against Sark this season and I'm going all in on his demise. Texas is reeling and is not going to be excited to take on an improved Lawrence squad. The Big 12 has learned their lessons after my lawyers stopped by a month ago. This is your CapriSun Lock of the Week™
NC State (+165) @ Louisville - NC State somehow lost to BC last week and will be eager to prove it was a fluke. Louisville is some shitty ACC team that even Oregon State would run a train on. Get it done wolfpack.
NFL Dreck
Santa Clara 49ers @ Arizona Cardinals (+290) - What the hell is the moneyline? Cardinals suck but are at home, and 49ers are mediocre. I'll take my chances with a pissed off 5'4" Kyler
Tennessee Titans (+145) @ Green Bay - Rodgers looks like an alcoholic and the Packers suck. The Titans backup QB sucks too, but whatever.
FYFMFE
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Comments
losing money because Colorado kicks a FG to go down by 30 is AIDS
Letdown from last week? DeBoner-- the classy coach he is-- up big backs off. Reality of a poor defense sets in? Colorado comes out with a Sark like half for the ages, keeps it close or gulp, actually takes the lead? Penix frustrated with his NIL deal pockets $10k from gamblers in exchange for a few errant passes sailed out of bounds? Race is actually right, and Scott Huff really does suck?
Disagree on the latter, but you get the point.