To top it off, Sark lost to TCU

insinceredawg

He finally lost Cowherd. He'll always have Kimmy though 😉

https://twitter.com/ColinCowherd/status/1591642964685881344?t=8LUxwTi9Y7gwmmypcGJa6g&s=19

rodmansrage

2nd half points scored by Texas' offense in their past 3 games:

vs Ok State: 3

vs K State: 3

vs TCU: 3

just needs more tim to get his guys in there imo.

PostGameOrangeSlices

rodmansrage said:

2nd half points scored by Texas' offense in their past 3 games:

vs Ok State: 3

vs K State: 3

vs TCU: 3

just needs more tim to get his guys in there imo.

They only have the best RB in the land. You cant expect

DerekJohnson

insinceredawg said:

He finally lost Cowherd. He'll always have Kimmy though 😉

https://twitter.com/ColinCowherd/status/1591642964685881344?t=8LUxwTi9Y7gwmmypcGJa6g&s=19

Is Colin Cowherd supposed to be the Walter Conkrite in this scenario?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

DerekJohnson said:

insinceredawg said:

He finally lost Cowherd. He'll always have Kimmy though 😉

https://twitter.com/ColinCowherd/status/1591642964685881344?t=8LUxwTi9Y7gwmmypcGJa6g&s=19

Is Colin Cowherd supposed to be the Walter Conkrite in this scenario?

That would Sark Vietnam and then we'd be the Viet Cong again?

I need a ruling from @RaceBannon and @iDawg

Fire_Marshall_Bill

rodmansrage said:

2nd half points scored by Texas' offense in their past 3 games:

vs Ok State: 3

vs K State: 3

vs TCU: 3

just needs more tim to get his guys in there imo.

they just ran out of time again

PostGameOrangeSlices

rodmansrage said:

2nd half points scored by Texas' offense in their past 3 games:

vs Ok State: 3

vs K State: 3

vs TCU: 3

just needs more tim to get his guys in there imo.

They only have the best RB in the land. You cant expect

Geevis_and_Butthead

rodmansrage said:

2nd half points scored by Texas' offense in their past 3 games:

vs Ok State: 3

vs K State: 3

vs TCU: 3

just needs more tim to get his guys in there imo.

To be fair, Sark is stuck at QB with a kid who was the consensus No. 1 prospect in the country.

Some kids are gonna take 3-5 years to develop when you're playing in a defensive-minded conference like the Big 12

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

FireHisAssNOW said:

rodmansrage said:

2nd half points scored by Texas' offense in their past 3 games:

vs Ok State: 3

vs K State: 3

vs TCU: 3

just needs more tim to get his guys in there imo.

To be fair, Sark is stuck at QB with a kid who was the consensus No. 1 prospect in the country.

Some kids are gonna take 3-5 years to develop when you're playing in a defensive-minded conference like the Big 12

Not to mention the year Ewers wasted getting coached by Ryan Day who obviously sucks at developing QBs

rodmansrage

rodmansrage said:

2nd half points scored by Texas' offense in their past 3 games:

vs Ok State: 3

vs K State: 3

vs TCU: 3

just needs more tim to get his guys in there imo.

Yes quoting myself but is second half sark the new seven win sark? Abundance?

theknowledge

A Texas board post mentioned that Sark has a good initial game plan but when his first punch gets blocked he has no counter punch. Stares blankly into the distance and grips his play sheet like it’s going to magically tell him the secret to what the defense is doing to him. It was a perfect way to sum up his time at UW and I’m so glad to see he’s learned nothing over the years. FTG

theknowledge

Anyone have the video handy of Sark punching his players before the game in the tunnel trying to get them hyped? Classic douche maneuver.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

theknowledge said:

A Texas board post mentioned that Sark has a good initial game plan but when his first punch gets blocked he has no counter punch. Stares blankly into the distance and grips his play sheet like it’s going to magically tell him the secret to what the defense is doing to him. It was a perfect way to sum up his time at UW and I’m so glad to see he’s learned nothing over the years. FTG

This also explains why he was a good OC under Pete and Saban because they were helping him with the counter punch.

Geevis_and_Butthead

WHY HASN'T SOMEONE RE-POSTED GRISWOLD'S "GRAND SLAM" POST FROM THE DAY UT HIRED SARK?!?!

Geevis_and_Butthead

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

theknowledge said:

A Texas board post mentioned that Sark has a good initial game plan but when his first punch gets blocked he has no counter punch. Stares blankly into the distance and grips his play sheet like it’s going to magically tell him the secret to what the defense is doing to him. It was a perfect way to sum up his time at UW and I’m so glad to see he’s learned nothing over the years. FTG

This also explains why he was a good OC under Pete and Saban because they were helping him with the counter punch.

Sgt. Sarkisian keeps get promoted to lieutenant and then general, but it never works out

phineas

AtomicDawg said:

Why are people still obsessed with sark?

hes the best thing on TV?

Lawrence_of_a_Labia

LawDawg1 said:

Sark can feel his act is wearing thin