TMI: I’m writing this from the stall of a restaurant’s ladies’ room because apparently I was getting too “emotional” and “distracted” for refreshing my phone every few minutes.
I literally do not care how badly things end. Right now the dwags are 7-2 with a bomb ass offense and enough play makers on defense to make me doog. The Petersen shrivel can't hurt us anymore so hitch up to the doogsmobile. Let's ride.
Both teams shot themselves in the dick multiple times. Both fan bases probably left feeling like watching their team's defense play is worse than being drug to the Nutcracker. Highly entertaining game, though. I suppose I might feel differently if it wasn't a W.
Washington needs to hope Nix can't go against Utah, ensuring the already nearly inevitable plunger. Then they need to beat Colorado and Cuog. Then they need UCLA, USC, and Utah to combine for the right number of losses for tie-breakers to work in their favor.
Then they need to pump unspeakable quantities of rhino cum into every defensive player prior to a conference championship game to avoid complete embarrassment.
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Fuck Oregon. Faggots
Washington needs to hope Nix can't go against Utah, ensuring the already nearly inevitable plunger. Then they need to beat Colorado and Cuog. Then they need UCLA, USC, and Utah to combine for the right number of losses for tie-breakers to work in their favor.
Then they need to pump unspeakable quantities of rhino cum into every defensive player prior to a conference championship game to avoid complete embarrassment.
Bo Nix is who we thought he was.