Modern Oregon Coaches By Likability

Given it's "Hate Week" how would you rank the Oregon coaches by which ones you can or can't stand the most since college football was invented in 1994?

Most Likable
1. Taggart - Got the fuck out of Eugene at the first opportunity. The fact he even went 7-6 and hasn't been able to put up anything better since in equally easy situations is a testament to the mystery that is Oregon success.
2. Helfrich - Can't think of a less of a personality for a head coach. He also delivered the 70-21 jubilation in Eugene.
3. Brooks - Too young to remember this dude. Maybe he sucked. He got out of Eugene quick though which I commend and quickly found out that you can't be average and suck and reach great heights once you're out of the shroud of that program.
4. Bellotti - The first I don't like. Never took another job too because he knew he would suck without Nike.
5. Chipper - He's kind of got a thing with Husky fans like Libs have with George W now where in hindsight he doesn't seem so bad. Personally I kind of actually liked Chip's odd no bullshit persona and I don't think he ever preached hating Washington. I hate the temporary shitty hurry up bullshit he started though and he should have left earlier.
6. Lanning - I'm shocked this guy is anything but roadkill as a head coach. Entire vibe is fake door to door solar panel salesman or Verizon booth at the mall legend.
7. Crisco - Fuck this guy. Reignited an unnecessary hate for Washington and was just a giant doofus who is a joke of a coach outside of the Nike shroud. It's too bad Miami didn't actually play Washington in 91 because there'd assuredly be footage of Emptman trash compacting him.
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YellowSnow

Peak 2009- 12 Chip is still one of best college coaches of the past 20 years.

Satan
Urbs
Dabo
Carrol
Chip

HuskyJW

Lanning looks night and day different than he did at the beginning of the year. Kudos to him for entering that 30 day outpatient treatment

RaceBannon

Don James always had the utmost respect for Rich Brooks

That's not a good thing for Oregon

chuck

I hated Bellotti until he became a telecast analyst then I didn't mind him.

I hated Chip at Oregon because UW was so bad during his tenure that they shouldn't have played the games.

I hated Crisco because the UW program was at it's post 2001 peak and lost to him.

My capacity for hate directed at other teams and coaches has faded rapidly in the last couple of years for various reasons, some of which I haven't figured out yet.

PurpleBaze

I hated Crisco because the UW program was at it's post 2001 peak and lost to him.

Losing to him also had a lot to do with Petersen pissing away games. The losses in 2018 & 2019 were more than avoidable.

I don't hate Meat as much as I hate Petersen.

But, I digress.

dtd

Today I learned 18 years is quickly.

RaceBannon

@Ducksrule sighting

PurpleBaze

@Ducksrule sighting

He's been lurking. Now, if we could get him to post.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Given it's "Hate Week" how would you rank the Oregon coaches by which ones you can or can't stand the most since college football was invented in 1994?

Most Likable
1. Taggart - Got the fuck out of Eugene at the first opportunity. The fact he even went 7-6 and hasn't been able to put up anything better since in equally easy situations is a testament to the mystery that is Oregon success.
2. Helfrich - Can't think of a less of a personality for a head coach. He also delivered the 70-21 jubilation in Eugene.
3. Brooks - Too young to remember this dude. Maybe he sucked. He got out of Eugene quick after losing a Rose Bowl though which I commend and quickly found out that you can't be average and suck and reach great heights once you're out of the shroud of that program.
4. Bellotti - The first I don't like. Never took another job too because he knew he would suck without Nike.
5. Chipper - He's kind of got a thing with Husky fans like Libs have with George W now where in hindsight he doesn't seem so bad. Personally I kind of actually liked Chip's odd no bullshit persona and I don't think he ever preached hating Washington. I hate the temporary shitty hurry up bullshit he started though and he should have left earlier.
6. Lanning - I'm shocked this guy is anything but roadkill as a head coach. Entire vibe is fake door to door solar panel salesman or Verizon booth at the mall legend.
7. Crisco - Fuck this guy. Reignited an unnecessary hate for Washington and was just a giant doofus who is a joke of a coach outside of the Nike shroud. It's too bad Miami didn't actually play Washington in 91 because there'd assuredly be footage of Emptman trash compacting him.
Least Likable

dtd

Given it's "Hate Week" how would you rank the Oregon coaches by which ones you can or can't stand the most since college football was invented in 1994?

Most Likable
1. Taggart - Got the fuck out of Eugene at the first opportunity. The fact he even went 7-6 and hasn't been able to put up anything better since in equally easy situations is a testament to the mystery that is Oregon success.
2. Helfrich - Can't think of a less of a personality for a head coach. He also delivered the 70-21 jubilation in Eugene.
3. Brooks - Too young to remember this dude. Maybe he sucked. He got out of Eugene quick when he finally could though which I commend and quickly found out that you can't be average and suck and reach great heights once you're out of the shroud of that program.
4. Bellotti - The first I don't like. Never took another job too because he knew he would suck without Nike.
5. Chipper - He's kind of got a thing with Husky fans like Libs have with George W now where in hindsight he doesn't seem so bad. Personally I kind of actually liked Chip's odd no bullshit persona and I don't think he ever preached hating Washington. I hate the temporary shitty hurry up bullshit he started though and he should have left earlier.
6. Lanning - I'm shocked this guy is anything but roadkill as a head coach. Entire vibe is fake door to door solar panel salesman or Verizon booth at the mall legend.
7. Crisco - Fuck this guy. Reignited an unnecessary hate for Washington and was just a giant doofus who is a joke of a coach outside of the Nike shroud. It's too bad Miami didn't actually play Washington in 91 because there'd assuredly be footage of Emptman trash compacting him.
Least Likable

dtd

Funny how the coaches who beat the everloving shit out of UW are at the bottom of the list.
Hating Lanning already for telling some 18 year old to "go eat" seems like really weird angle to take, but okay.

RaceBannon

Funny how the coaches who beat the everloving shit out of UW are at the bottom of the list.
Hating Lanning already for telling some 18 year old to "go eat" seems like really weird angle to take, but okay.

That must be why duck fans loved Rick so much

46XiJCAB

I like all Husky HC, especially all of those involved in 12 consecutive losses to Oregon. Then those involved in 16 of 20 Oregon wins and counting. That's what I like.

haie

I like all Husky HC, especially all of those involved in 12 consecutive losses to Oregon. Then those involved in 16 of 20 Oregon wins and counting. That's what I like.

Great contribution.

I'm sure you were one of the retard quooks whose head Neuheisel lived in for years.

greenblood

Given it's "Hate Week" how would you rank the Oregon coaches by which ones you can or can't stand the most since college football was invented in 1994?

Most Likable
1. Taggart - Got the fuck out of Eugene at the first opportunity. The fact he even went 7-6 and hasn't been able to put up anything better since in equally easy situations is a testament to the mystery that is Oregon success.
2. Helfrich - Can't think of a less of a personality for a head coach. He also delivered the 70-21 jubilation in Eugene.
3. Brooks - Too young to remember this dude. Maybe he sucked. He got out of Eugene quick though which I commend and quickly found out that you can't be average and suck and reach great heights once you're out of the shroud of that program. He was there for 17 seasons LMAO!!
4. Bellotti - The first I don't like. Never took another job too because he knew he would suck without Nike.
5. Chipper - He's kind of got a thing with Husky fans like Libs have with George W now where in hindsight he doesn't seem so bad. Personally I kind of actually liked Chip's odd no bullshit persona and I don't think he ever preached hating Washington. I hate the temporary shitty hurry up bullshit he started though and he should have left earlier.
6. Lanning - I'm shocked this guy is anything but roadkill as a head coach. Entire vibe is fake door to door solar panel salesman or Verizon booth at the mall legend.
7. Crisco - Fuck this guy. Reignited an unnecessary hate for Washington and was just a giant doofus who is a joke of a coach outside of the Nike shroud. It's too bad Miami didn't actually play Washington in 91 because there'd assuredly be footage of Emptman trash compacting him.
Least Likable

dannarc

I don't really mind any of them, it would have been nice to beat the Meat and his dumbass mustache sidekick

haie

I don't really mind any of them, it would have been nice to beat the Meat and his dumbass mustache sidekick

Petersen is 5-4 at this point, with this roster.

dtd

Funny how the coaches who beat the everloving shit out of UW are at the bottom of the list.
Hating Lanning already for telling some 18 year old to "go eat" seems like really weird angle to take, but okay.
That must be why duck fans loved Rick so much

Beat the shit out of us? at Colorado too.

WoolleyDoog

I hated Crisco because the UW program was at it's post 2001 peak and lost to him.
Losing to him also had a lot to do with Petersen pissing away games. The losses in 2018 & 2019 were more than avoidable.

I don't hate Meat as much as I hate Petersen.

But, I digress.

Fair. I would also throw blame at Jen yet again for 2018. You have to find a way for the Pac-12 to not fuck you and give Oregon a bye before that game and you a road game in LA. But still fuck Petersen for playing for the field goal and for not playing Ulofoshio in 2019.

Also fuck the Pac-12 for scheduling Colorado the week before UW for Oregon three-straight seasons. There's no way that's not some sweetheart deal they're working out with them.

46XiJCAB

I like all Husky HC, especially all of those involved in 12 consecutive losses to Oregon. Then those involved in 16 of 20 Oregon wins and counting. That's what I like.
Great contribution.

I'm sure you were one of the retard quooks whose head Neuheisel lived in for years.

Rent Free Bitch.

This from the halfwit that can’t stay off DR.

EMBARRASSING.

46XiJCAB

I don't really mind any of them, it would have been nice to beat the Meat and his dumbass mustache sidekick
Petersen is 5-4 at this point, with this roster.

LOL........Solid.

haie

I don't really mind any of them, it would have been nice to beat the Meat and his dumbass mustache sidekick
Petersen is 5-4 at this point, with this roster.
LOL........Solid.

Petersen loses 2/3 to MSU, Cal, and Oregon State.

Stanford is a close win. Maybe.

Story of the year is how he's too big of pussy to let Penix cook, outside of bubble screens to Giles Jackson.

We don't do hypotheticals here, but that's probably how it plays out. He won 7/8 games half his years in power 5.

haie

I like all Husky HC, especially all of those involved in 12 consecutive losses to Oregon. Then those involved in 16 of 20 Oregon wins and counting. That's what I like.
Great contribution.

I'm sure you were one of the retard quooks whose head Neuheisel lived in for years.
Rent Free Bitch.

This from the halfwit that can’t stay off DR.

EMBARRASSING.

Why wouldn't I post on my board?

creepycoug

I don't really mind any of them, it would have been nice to beat the Meat and his dumbass mustache sidekick
Petersen is 5-4 at this point, with this roster.
LOL........Solid.
Petersen loses 2/3 to MSU, Cal, and Oregon State.

Stanford is a close win. Maybe.

Story of the year is how he's too big of pussy to let Penix cook, outside of bubble screens to Giles Jackson.

We don't do hypotheticals here, but that's probably how it plays out. He won 7/8 games half his years in power 5.

I agree with all that except Michigan State. Even careful Peterman throttles that shit bird team.

dtd

Propping up your coach by shitting on the only good one you've? had in 20 years is a new level of doog. No surprise considering the source. Peterman quit, we get it, he was supposed to lead a decade(s) long dynasty. This shit is hilarious tho.

haie

Propping up your coach by shitting on the only good one you've? had in 20 years is a new level of doog. No surprise considering the source. Peterman quit, we get it, he was supposed to lead a decade(s) long dynasty. This shit is hilarious tho.

Season after winning the conference and having recruiting momentum, Petersen's 8th win was a bowl game against a mountain west team.

Fuck off loser.

dtd

Propping up your coach by shitting on the only good one you've? had in 20 years is a new level of doog. No surprise considering the source. Peterman quit, we get it, he was supposed to lead a decade(s) long dynasty. This shit is hilarious tho.
Season after winning the conference and having recruiting momentum, Petersen's 8th win was a bowl game against a mountain west team.

Fuck off loser.

lose a CFPO gayme and pop off

haie

Propping up your coach by shitting on the only good one you've? had in 20 years is a new level of doog. No surprise considering the source. Peterman quit, we get it, he was supposed to lead a decade(s) long dynasty. This shit is hilarious tho.
Season after winning the conference and having recruiting momentum, Petersen's 8th win was a bowl game against a mountain west team.

Fuck off loser.
lose a CFPO gayme and pop off

You mean the year he lost to the only other good team in the conference at home that was coached by Clay Helton?

If Deboer goes 2-1 and wins a mediocre bowl he'll have had an equal or better season than every Petersen season except the one mentioned above.

trublue

Funny how the coaches who beat the everloving shit out of UW are at the bottom of the list.
Hating Lanning already for telling some 18 year old to "go eat" seems like really weird angle to take, but okay.
That must be why duck fans loved Rick so much

Rick was amazing at talking his way into head coaching jobs, particularly Colorado.

Rick was a stellar 2-1 against the Ducks, losing to Oregon in his Rose Bowl season.

No game in 2001. Beat Oregon in 1999 and 2002. Fired after 2002 season.

Slick hung around Washington as a volunteer high school coach while waiting to collect on his lawsuit against UW.

“Slick Rick” with his law degree from USC.

He took over good teams (Colorado and UW) and did well until he recruited his own players.

The face of UW back during Rick’s time at UW. An AD from USC and a head coach from UCLA. What could possibly go wrong?

Washington was trending down when he was fired.

Oh wait, Washington won the mythical “Northwest Championship” in 2002.

DerekJohnson

Rich Brooks' 17-year plan to lose the Rose Bowl

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YellowSnow

Peak 2009- 12 Chip is still one of best college coaches of the past 20 years.

Satan
Urbs
Dabo
Carrol
Chip

HuskyJW

Lanning looks night and day different than he did at the beginning of the year. Kudos to him for entering that 30 day outpatient treatment

RaceBannon

Don James always had the utmost respect for Rich Brooks

That's not a good thing for Oregon

chuck

PurpleBaze

I hated Crisco because the UW program was at it's post 2001 peak and lost to him.

Losing to him also had a lot to do with Petersen pissing away games. The losses in 2018 & 2019 were more than avoidable.

I don't hate Meat as much as I hate Petersen.

But, I digress.

dtd

Today I learned 18 years is quickly.

RaceBannon

@Ducksrule sighting

PurpleBaze

@Ducksrule sighting

He's been lurking. Now, if we could get him to post.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Given it's "Hate Week" how would you rank the Oregon coaches by which ones you can or can't stand the most since college football was invented in 1994?

Most Likable
1. Taggart - Got the fuck out of Eugene at the first opportunity. The fact he even went 7-6 and hasn't been able to put up anything better since in equally easy situations is a testament to the mystery that is Oregon success.
2. Helfrich - Can't think of a less of a personality for a head coach. He also delivered the 70-21 jubilation in Eugene.
3. Brooks - Too young to remember this dude. Maybe he sucked. He got out of Eugene quick after losing a Rose Bowl though which I commend and quickly found out that you can't be average and suck and reach great heights once you're out of the shroud of that program.
4. Bellotti - The first I don't like. Never took another job too because he knew he would suck without Nike.
5. Chipper - He's kind of got a thing with Husky fans like Libs have with George W now where in hindsight he doesn't seem so bad. Personally I kind of actually liked Chip's odd no bullshit persona and I don't think he ever preached hating Washington. I hate the temporary shitty hurry up bullshit he started though and he should have left earlier.
6. Lanning - I'm shocked this guy is anything but roadkill as a head coach. Entire vibe is fake door to door solar panel salesman or Verizon booth at the mall legend.
7. Crisco - Fuck this guy. Reignited an unnecessary hate for Washington and was just a giant doofus who is a joke of a coach outside of the Nike shroud. It's too bad Miami didn't actually play Washington in 91 because there'd assuredly be footage of Emptman trash compacting him.
Least Likable

dtd

Given it's "Hate Week" how would you rank the Oregon coaches by which ones you can or can't stand the most since college football was invented in 1994?

Most Likable
1. Taggart - Got the fuck out of Eugene at the first opportunity. The fact he even went 7-6 and hasn't been able to put up anything better since in equally easy situations is a testament to the mystery that is Oregon success.
2. Helfrich - Can't think of a less of a personality for a head coach. He also delivered the 70-21 jubilation in Eugene.
3. Brooks - Too young to remember this dude. Maybe he sucked. He got out of Eugene quick when he finally could though which I commend and quickly found out that you can't be average and suck and reach great heights once you're out of the shroud of that program.
4. Bellotti - The first I don't like. Never took another job too because he knew he would suck without Nike.
5. Chipper - He's kind of got a thing with Husky fans like Libs have with George W now where in hindsight he doesn't seem so bad. Personally I kind of actually liked Chip's odd no bullshit persona and I don't think he ever preached hating Washington. I hate the temporary shitty hurry up bullshit he started though and he should have left earlier.
6. Lanning - I'm shocked this guy is anything but roadkill as a head coach. Entire vibe is fake door to door solar panel salesman or Verizon booth at the mall legend.
7. Crisco - Fuck this guy. Reignited an unnecessary hate for Washington and was just a giant doofus who is a joke of a coach outside of the Nike shroud. It's too bad Miami didn't actually play Washington in 91 because there'd assuredly be footage of Emptman trash compacting him.
Least Likable

dtd

RaceBannon

Funny how the coaches who beat the everloving shit out of UW are at the bottom of the list.
Hating Lanning already for telling some 18 year old to "go eat" seems like really weird angle to take, but okay.

That must be why duck fans loved Rick so much

46XiJCAB

I like all Husky HC, especially all of those involved in 12 consecutive losses to Oregon. Then those involved in 16 of 20 Oregon wins and counting. That's what I like.

haie

I like all Husky HC, especially all of those involved in 12 consecutive losses to Oregon. Then those involved in 16 of 20 Oregon wins and counting. That's what I like.

Great contribution.

I'm sure you were one of the retard quooks whose head Neuheisel lived in for years.

greenblood

Given it's "Hate Week" how would you rank the Oregon coaches by which ones you can or can't stand the most since college football was invented in 1994?

Most Likable
1. Taggart - Got the fuck out of Eugene at the first opportunity. The fact he even went 7-6 and hasn't been able to put up anything better since in equally easy situations is a testament to the mystery that is Oregon success.
2. Helfrich - Can't think of a less of a personality for a head coach. He also delivered the 70-21 jubilation in Eugene.
3. Brooks - Too young to remember this dude. Maybe he sucked. He got out of Eugene quick though which I commend and quickly found out that you can't be average and suck and reach great heights once you're out of the shroud of that program. He was there for 17 seasons LMAO!!
4. Bellotti - The first I don't like. Never took another job too because he knew he would suck without Nike.
5. Chipper - He's kind of got a thing with Husky fans like Libs have with George W now where in hindsight he doesn't seem so bad. Personally I kind of actually liked Chip's odd no bullshit persona and I don't think he ever preached hating Washington. I hate the temporary shitty hurry up bullshit he started though and he should have left earlier.
6. Lanning - I'm shocked this guy is anything but roadkill as a head coach. Entire vibe is fake door to door solar panel salesman or Verizon booth at the mall legend.
7. Crisco - Fuck this guy. Reignited an unnecessary hate for Washington and was just a giant doofus who is a joke of a coach outside of the Nike shroud. It's too bad Miami didn't actually play Washington in 91 because there'd assuredly be footage of Emptman trash compacting him.
Least Likable

dannarc

I don't really mind any of them, it would have been nice to beat the Meat and his dumbass mustache sidekick

haie

I don't really mind any of them, it would have been nice to beat the Meat and his dumbass mustache sidekick

Petersen is 5-4 at this point, with this roster.

dtd

Funny how the coaches who beat the everloving shit out of UW are at the bottom of the list.
Hating Lanning already for telling some 18 year old to "go eat" seems like really weird angle to take, but okay.
That must be why duck fans loved Rick so much

Beat the shit out of us? at Colorado too.

WoolleyDoog

I hated Crisco because the UW program was at it's post 2001 peak and lost to him.
Losing to him also had a lot to do with Petersen pissing away games. The losses in 2018 & 2019 were more than avoidable.

I don't hate Meat as much as I hate Petersen.

But, I digress.

46XiJCAB

I like all Husky HC, especially all of those involved in 12 consecutive losses to Oregon. Then those involved in 16 of 20 Oregon wins and counting. That's what I like.
Great contribution.

I'm sure you were one of the retard quooks whose head Neuheisel lived in for years.

Rent Free Bitch.

This from the halfwit that can’t stay off DR.

EMBARRASSING.

46XiJCAB

I don't really mind any of them, it would have been nice to beat the Meat and his dumbass mustache sidekick
Petersen is 5-4 at this point, with this roster.

LOL........Solid.

haie

I don't really mind any of them, it would have been nice to beat the Meat and his dumbass mustache sidekick
Petersen is 5-4 at this point, with this roster.
LOL........Solid.

haie

I like all Husky HC, especially all of those involved in 12 consecutive losses to Oregon. Then those involved in 16 of 20 Oregon wins and counting. That's what I like.
Great contribution.

I'm sure you were one of the retard quooks whose head Neuheisel lived in for years.
Rent Free Bitch.

This from the halfwit that can’t stay off DR.

EMBARRASSING.

Why wouldn't I post on my board?

creepycoug

I don't really mind any of them, it would have been nice to beat the Meat and his dumbass mustache sidekick
Petersen is 5-4 at this point, with this roster.
LOL........Solid.
Petersen loses 2/3 to MSU, Cal, and Oregon State.

Stanford is a close win. Maybe.

Story of the year is how he's too big of pussy to let Penix cook, outside of bubble screens to Giles Jackson.

We don't do hypotheticals here, but that's probably how it plays out. He won 7/8 games half his years in power 5.

I agree with all that except Michigan State. Even careful Peterman throttles that shit bird team.

dtd

haie

Propping up your coach by shitting on the only good one you've? had in 20 years is a new level of doog. No surprise considering the source. Peterman quit, we get it, he was supposed to lead a decade(s) long dynasty. This shit is hilarious tho.

Season after winning the conference and having recruiting momentum, Petersen's 8th win was a bowl game against a mountain west team.

Fuck off loser.

dtd

Propping up your coach by shitting on the only good one you've? had in 20 years is a new level of doog. No surprise considering the source. Peterman quit, we get it, he was supposed to lead a decade(s) long dynasty. This shit is hilarious tho.
Season after winning the conference and having recruiting momentum, Petersen's 8th win was a bowl game against a mountain west team.

Fuck off loser.

lose a CFPO gayme and pop off

haie

Propping up your coach by shitting on the only good one you've? had in 20 years is a new level of doog. No surprise considering the source. Peterman quit, we get it, he was supposed to lead a decade(s) long dynasty. This shit is hilarious tho.
Season after winning the conference and having recruiting momentum, Petersen's 8th win was a bowl game against a mountain west team.

Fuck off loser.
lose a CFPO gayme and pop off

trublue

Funny how the coaches who beat the everloving shit out of UW are at the bottom of the list.
Hating Lanning already for telling some 18 year old to "go eat" seems like really weird angle to take, but okay.
That must be why duck fans loved Rick so much

DerekJohnson

Rich Brooks' 17-year plan to lose the Rose Bowl