Revisiting Great Moments in Doog History: St. Tosh Day Massacre

bananasnblondes

There wasn't an unsplooged pair of skinny jeans in the greater Seattle area the day our recruiting savior pulled in this haul. Let's revisit the list:

Caleb Tucker decommitted
Elijah Qualls still on team
Poasi Moala decommitted
Demorea Stringfellow transferred
Lavon Coleman still on team
Andrew Basham too dumb to get in (even after finding $3000 for tutoring in a coffee cup)
Daeshon Hall decommitted
Rasheed Johnson decommitted

Too bad we went and got a guy like Peterman who has never recruited at the big boy table


mmmmmmmm

Gladstone

POTW

MikeDamone

You never point out the times doogman is right.

[Deleted User]

Yea but when a player commits that early they never decommit!!!!!! Said every dumb fuck Doog back then.

I got in so many facebook/twitter arguments that day with dumb fuck Doogs.

MikeDamone

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Yea but when a player commits that early they never decommit!!!!!! Said every dumb fuck Doog back then.

I got in so many facebook/twitter arguments that day with dumb fuck Doogs.

Who was that retard? I wish I had those screenshots. I remember saying awfully warm for February and some doog was butt hurt and started pulling out stats on how early committers usually didn't switch. Fucktard.

DugtheDoog

What doog actually came up with that name? Someone needs to give him directions to the Aurora Bridge

AtomicPiss

Dave Samek literally told his readers that they had better worship the ground Tosh walked on, after they see what Signing Day would bring.

Tequilla

bananasnblondes said:

There wasn't an unsplooged pair of skinny jeans in the greater Seattle area the day our recruiting savior pulled in this haul. Let's revisit the list:

Caleb Tucker decommitted
Elijah Qualls still on team
Poasi Moala decommitted
Demorea Stringfellow transferred
Lavon Coleman still on team
Andrew Basham too dumb to get in (even after finding $3000 for tutoring in a coffee cup)
Daeshon Hall decommitted
Rasheed Johnson decommitted

Too bad we went and got a guy like Peterman who has never recruited at the big boy table


mmmmmmmm

2 of 8 ain't too bad ...

If you play for the Seattle Mariners.

CuntWaffle

All those players weren't going to play so good riddance. I only want guys who BLEED purple and gold.

priapism

Tosh did do a good job recruiting high profile players on the DL. The talent remaining he coached is good - Kihaka might go in the first 3 rounds of the next draft along with Shelton. He might have been the best assistant coach. I wonder who taught him how to bribe tho, Sark or Tedfurd?

Fire_Marshall_Bill

The 6/8 crossouts is precisely why a heavy amount of TBS is stupid. Look at the attrition, amd we're only a little over two years later.

[Deleted User]

MikeDamone said:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Yea but when a player commits that early they never decommit!!!!!! Said every dumb fuck Doog back then.

I got in so many facebook/twitter arguments that day with dumb fuck Doogs.

Who was that retard? I wish I had those screenshots. I remember saying awfully warm for February and some doog was butt hurt and started pulling out stats on how early committers usually didn't switch. Fucktard.

I want to say John Bravo or Randy McElfresh. I feel like those two always try to argue with HHB's with bullshit.

Although in your case that sounds like MykFS. He is the king of pulling out irrelevant stats to prove his bullshit point. Then when you quote "weird" facts like W-L he totally dismisses it.

AZDuck

This thread, delivers it does

CheersWestDawg

Best part was when Kim talked about how much "planning and work" went into that whole fucking charade. I remember how he had his little chub over getting to take a bunch of pictures of high school boys eating hamburgers and being there for the big announcement and how he felt so important.

Great sucking Sark and Tosh dick when they give you access......as always.

HFNY

Do we think those are real or fake? Inquiring minds would like to know.

AZDuck said:

This thread, delivers it does

CaptainPJ

Fake

Brb, Jo

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Who is that?

doogsinparadise

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Who is that?

A talentless pop singer that used to fuck Russell Brand.

Meek

2/8 = 7 wins

[Deleted User]

CaptainPJ said:

Fake

Brb, Jo

They are real and they are spectacular.

AtomicPiss

He_Needs_More_Time said:

CaptainPJ said:

Fake

Brb, Jo

They are real and they are spectacular.

That was a great Seinfeld episode.