J Cohen to Auburn as New AD

SonnyShackelford

https://twitter.com/petethamel/status/1586390203270397953?s=46&t=nT0gQxVpCOuXfGhg-vikVAYou

RaceBannon

Not cool man

NeGgaPlEaSe

Doogles

Good luck in the championship Bama, rep the south!

PurpleThrobber

Sloppy moobs?

TrojanSword

I knew it was fake because why would you want J Cohen (WA) if the point is to make your school better?

DerekJohnson

Jen Cohen would be eaten alive in the SEC

NeGgaPlEaSe

DerekJohnson said:

Jen Cohen would be eaten alive in the SEC

PAWG down south is in demand

dannarc

DerekJohnson said:

Jen Cohen would be eaten alive in the SEC

Even with a leopard print jacket?

LB_33

She hits all the south’s needs for women:

Bottle blonde
LED White ass teeth
Voluptuous
Doesn’t mind getting a few Chardonnay’s in her before noon
Knows some sports, but won’t try and bring it up in public
Leopard/Cheetah prints
Owns many Lame ass cursive quotes about bullshit from home goods

PurpleThrobber

LB_33 said:

She hits all the south’s needs for women:

Bottle blonde
LED White ass teeth
Voluptuous
Doesn’t mind getting a few Chardonnay’s in her before noon
Knows some sports, but won’t try and bring it up in public
Leopard/Cheetah prints
Owns many Lame ass cursive quotes about bullshit from home goods

Except southern belles are hot AF

Jen is a NW nugget

Bless your heart.