Pac-12 Network should seriously offer Marshawn Lynch a job

DerekJohnson

They don't need to pay him much, he's got so much money that I don' think he would demand a lot. He could single-handedly save the network.

FireTheJanitor

Marshawn is the next Charles Barkley. Has the ability to push any envelope with most people just chuckling and loving him for it. Think it’s only earned by being unapologetically yourself for a very long time and coming out the other side unscathed. Hard to do.

rodmansrage

Him on that p12 after dark show would be great.

Tried to watch that a few times and holy shit, don’t need ambien anymore after listening to those guys talk.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Rogi Yoth needs to go. He could replace him.

EsophagealFeces

Wrong thread.

DerekJohnson

EsophagealFeces said:

Wrong thread.

wrong thread fuckstick

FireTheJanitor

I always thought Yogi was a Pete Carroll/Sark/Kiffin plant, can’t believe he’s still around using the same schtick 10 years later. Bury his ass in the desert Vegasliavloff!

Joey

It would probably be a novelty that would wear quickly

dtd

JoeEDangerously said:

It would probably be a novelty that would wear quickly

He's Bubb Rubb.

DerekJohnson

JoeEDangerously said:

It would probably be a novelty that would wear quickly

He's smarter than you think. He'd come up with stuff. The biggest hurdle would be older viewers not understanding what he's saying.

haie

Half brains starting a sentence about any college football fans but them, "I mean, these motherfuckers..."

TheHB

DerekJohnson said:

They don't need to pay him much, he's got so much money that I don' think he would demand a lot. He could single-handedly save the network.

No one else gets away with a “motherfucker” and a “shit” in the same soundbite but Marshawn.

rodmansrage

JoeEDangerously said:

It would probably be a novelty that would wear quickly

It would be on the p12 network, nobody (besides people in china) would notice.

SFGbob

DerekJohnson said:

JoeEDangerously said:

It would probably be a novelty that would wear quickly

He's smarter than you think. He'd come up with stuff. The biggest hurdle would be older viewers not understanding what he's saying.

Biggest hurdle would be the FCC

gmo

He would easily be the most interesting commentator in college football.

Canadawg

Side bar. I enjoy watching most P12 productions over these D tier ESPN hackjobs. I think the P12N has better cameras

PurpleThrobber

Marshawn is a bidness man.

Amazon or HBO. His market price is way way way higher than Pac 12 Network

Barkley is a great comparison.

TheHB

Canadawg said:

Side bar. I enjoy watching most P12 productions over these D tier ESPN hackjobs. I think the P12N has better cameras

This. The quality and number of cameras used is ridiculously low. Then again, it was Cal vs. UW, and no one outside Seattle gives a fuck.

pawz

PurpleThrobber said:

Marshawn is a bidness man.

Amazon or HBO. His market price is way way way higher than Pac 12 Network

Barkley is a great comparison.

My thoughts exactly. That's why the NFL has him doing bits for the Sunday (or Thurs) Night Game.

Doogles

Does Marshawn speak Mandarin?

That's what I thought

chuck

Canadawg said:

Side bar. I enjoy watching most P12 productions over these D tier ESPN hackjobs. I think the P12N has better cameras

You can find worse broadcasts than that shitshow last night, but it isn't easy. The horrible commentary and piss poor camera work were bad enough. The way they would continue on with cringey banter and side stories while failing to comment on plays that were happening on the field was what got to me the most.

Shut the fuck up with the side nonsense when there is live action going on. It may not be rule #1 of doing play by play but it has to be near the top.