We all love a lot of schadenfreude but for the coug, that’s all they have. Yet I enjoy some schadenfreude at the expense of their schadenfreude. Confused? Me too. Portals opened and transfers happened, not the ball player kind, shit transferred. Coug sucks, we ? suck, woman suck and we are all a bunch of shit. Should be free pub for Charmin but they can’t even see an opportunity when it presents itself, because they are too covered in political shit and can’t wipe it off with all the extra TP you assholes hoarded during the virus. Yeah, I had to waffle stomp my shit down the drain once or twice. Schadenfreude.
We all love a lot of schadenfreude but for the coug, that’s all they have. Yet I enjoy some schadenfreude at the expense of their schadenfreude. Confused? Me too. Portals opened and transfers happened, not the ball player kind, shit transferred. Coug sucks, we ? suck, woman suck and we are all a bunch of shit. Should be free pub for Charmin but they can’t even see an opportunity when it presents itself, because they are too covered in political shit and can’t wipe it off with all the extra TP you assholes hoarded during the virus. Yeah, I had to waffle stomp my shit down the drain once or twice. Schadenfreude.
I'm not sure I understood more than 5% of that, but chinned anyway because I like your prose and because there's clearly a Cuog lampoon in there somewhere..
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