What does that asshole Bleenor have to say now?

MikeDamone

Sounds like the company he has a hard on for is making people sick.

komonews.com/news/local/Soccer-coach-Could-field-turf-be-causing-cancer-259895701.html?mobile=y

[Deleted User]

Is Bleenor even capable of having a hard on?

RoadDawg55

Bleenor would say he's known about this for awhile and it's why he no longer promotes field turf. He's moved onto promoting the Dish Network.

TierbsHsotBoobs

I blame soccer for the cancer.

MikeDamone

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

I blame soccer for the cancer.

The cancer has won.

Tequilla

IF the field turf is the cause, then I would expect that you'd be seeing a lot of football players coming down with this as well.

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

I blame soccer for the cancer.

So you support the cancer but are against the soccer?

Sounds about right.

MikeDamone

Tequilla said:

IF the field turf is the cause, then I would expect that you'd be seeing a lot of football players coming down with this as well.

Maybe it's a gay cancer. Like the AIDS.

TTJ

And who would know better about the carcinogenic effects of environmental agents than a soccer coach?

DeepSeaZ

It's that fucking magical spray soccer players use every time they fake an injury.

Tequilla said:

IF the field turf is the cause, then I would expect that you'd be seeing a lot of football players coming down with this as well.

Dardanus

Tequilla said:

IF the field turf is the cause, then I would expect that you'd be seeing a lot of football players coming down with this as well.

Soccer players spend more time laying down on the turf than football players do. More surface contact - more cancer. I read that somewhere.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Dardanus said:

Tequilla said:

IF the field turf is the cause, then I would expect that you'd be seeing a lot of football players coming down with this as well.

Soccer players spend more time laying down on the turf than football players do. More surface contact - more cancer. I read that somewhere.

If they would stop flopping that problem would solve itself.

Fecal_Matter

MikeDamone said:

Tequilla said:

IF the field turf is the cause, then I would expect that you'd be seeing a lot of football players coming down with this as well.

Maybe it's a gay cancer. Like the AIDS.

I'm hearing that's why Stringfellow left the team.

CuntWaffle

This thread delivers. I gave more up votes than Sark WR scholarship offers.

whatshouldicareabout

Dardanus said:

Soccer players spend more time laying down on the turf than football players do. More surface contact - more cancer. I read that somewhere.

It's more along the lines of these goalkeepers are diving and whatever happens in soccer and they end up ingesting these little rubber pellets. Obviously these things are small and if they get stuck in the mouth, they'll be spit out, but repeated ingestion of rubber isn't good for the body.

I don't think you'll see Field Turf go away for football... which I know is why we're all reading this thread.

Tequilla

As someone that plays some indoor soccer and goalie myself, I don't know if I've ever noticed ingesting any of the rubber ... but then again, I also don't go diving around face first too often.

You would think that someone when they design this kind of stuff would sit back and think ... hey, if people are going to go diving on the ground and ingest these things, probably not a good idea.

MikeDamone

Tequilla said:

As someone that plays some indoor soccer and goalie myself, I don't know if I've ever noticed ingesting any of the rubber ... but then again, I also don't go diving around face first too often.

You would think that someone when they design this kind of stuff would sit back and think ... hey, if people are going to go diving on the ground and ingest these things, probably not a good idea.

If you play soccer, I'm pretty sure you've had rubber in your mouth. Latex.

GulagDawg

Maybe not cancer...

foxnews.com/health/2012/04/30/football-knee-injuries-likelier-on-artificial-turf-than-grass/