Michael Penix Jr. enters Heisman conversation after dazzling start

MikeDamone

backthepack said:

fuck off damone

EMFA doog

MikeDamone

DerekJohnson said:

TheHB said:

First of all …

You never let on how much you like a quarterback. “Oh, Penix. Hi.”

Two, you always call the shots. “Throw deep. You won’t regret it.”

Now three, act like wherever you are, that’s the place to be. “Isn’t Husky Stadium great?”

Four, when ordering food, you find out what he wants, then order for the both of you. It’s a classy move. “Now, the quarterback will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice.”

And five, now this is really important. When it comes down to dealing with a sandy vag, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

And Jump Around at the end of the third quarter

We decided on Smells Like Teen Spirit with everyone turning on their phones flashlight. So we have that going for ourselves, which is nice.