Troy Aikman Calls UCLA’s Attendance an ’Embarrassment’

DerekJohnson

https://si.com/college/2022/09/18/troy-aikman-calls-uclas-attendance-an-embarrassment

rodmansrage

im totally sure the fans will pack it in for buffs next week.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Thanks Taft!

DerekJohnson

See guys, its not ok to advertise yourself as a future Big 10 member and then barely beat South Alabama 32-31 in front of 600 fans. Adults generally mature musically. But Chip Kelly has 9-thousand examples of his unconventional behavior for a grown boy. A 40-something, hiding from reality at Hardcore Husky, dickless and bitchless, with the occasional shot of progesterone making him feisty at times. You're an embarrassment to yourself, this conference, and the odorous chubby snatch you're on a 'date' with right now. She can't get your attention as you are all obsessed with Lincoln Riley, staring repeatedly between your jiggly thighs at your little i-phone and ESPN Game Score, completely ignoring the salad and bread course... Dont take it so hard, she's not noticing you either. Her attention is focused on the zit-faced sous chef behind you. What a dud you are, Chip Kelly.

rodmansrage

south bama probably should have won that game. no idea why they tried that fake punt, no idea why they didnt call a time out when it was obvious the fake punt wasnt going to work.

creepycoug

Mid-major program IMO.

Have fun in Wisconsin in November. I'm worried about them.

@coronabruin

creepycoug

DerekJohnson said:

See guys, its not ok to advertise yourself as a future Big 10 member and then barely beat South Alabama 32-31 in front of 600 fans. Adults generally mature musically. But Chip Kelly has 9-thousand examples of his unconventional behavior for a grown boy. A 40-something, hiding from reality at Hardcore Husky, dickless and bitchless, with the occasional shot of progesterone making him feisty at times. You're an embarrassment to yourself, this conference, and the odorous chubby snatch you're on a 'date' with right now. She can't get your attention as you are all obsessed with Lincoln Riley, staring repeatedly between your jiggly thighs at your little i-phone and ESPN Game Score, completely ignoring the salad and bread course... Dont take it so hard, she's not noticing you either. Her attention is focused on the zit-faced sous chef behind you. What a dud you are, Chip Kelly.

Copy pasta?

Kelly doesn't give a fuck anymore. The post game interview is the tell. He was totally fine with the day's events. Joking around with the reporter, giving no indication of a single concern in the world. That fat fucker is retired in LA and getting paid to do it. He is a shell of the coach he was at Oregon, and don't give me the "he had Uncle Phil's money" line of doog shit. He has everything you need at UCLA to be a world beater and has access to great players. He just doesn't have it any more.

trublue

Please don’t tell “Coronabruin”.