I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Pleaserespond at your earliest convenience, Thank You
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Pleaserespond at your earliest convenience, Thank You
This post, in many ways, sums up why I wasted 1/4 of my life for over 4 years here.
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Pleaserespond at your earliest convenience, Thank You
This post, in many ways, sums up why I wasted 1/4 of my life for over 4 years here.
#WhyIstayed
Cause are going to keep all the money, and leave that brave African pioneer stranded in space ?
Ni Dr. Bakare Tunde, da dan uwan na Nijeriya jannati, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. Ya kasance ta farko a Afrika a sarari lokacin da ya yi a asirce jirgin zuwa Salyut 6 tashar sararin samaniya a 1979. Ya kasance a kan wani daga baya Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z ga m Soviet soja tashar sararin samaniya Salyut 8T a 1989. Ya aka stranded akwai a shekarar 1990 a lokacin da Tarayyar Soviet da aka narkar. Sauran Soviet ma'aikatan jirgin koma zuwa duniya a kan Soyuz T-16Z, amma ya sa aka dauka up ta samu kaya. Akwai sun kasance wuccin Progrez wadata flights don kiyaye shi, za tun wannan lokacin. Shi ne a mai kyau dara, amma yana so ya zo gida.
A cikin shekaru 14 tun da yake ya kasance a kan tashar, ya tara jirgin biya da kuma amfani amounting zuwa kusan $ 15.000.000 American Dollars. Wannan ne da aka gudanar a wani dõgara a Lagos National Savings da Trust Association. Idan za mu iya samu damar zuwa wannan kudi, za mu iya sanya a saukar da biyan bashin da Rasha Space Hukumomi a Soyuz sama jirgin ga mayar da shi zuwa ga Duniya. Ina gaya wannan zai kudin $ 3.000.000 American Dollars. Domin samun dama da ya dõgara asusu muna bukatar ku taimako.
Saboda haka, da abokan aikina da kuma ni ne son canja wurin jimla ga asusunka ko m ciyarwa, tun da muka matsayin ma'aikata suna haramta ta Code of Tsawaita Ofishin (Civil Service Hakoki) daga bude da kuma / ko aiki waje asusun a cikin sunayen.
Bukatarsa ce, da amana reposed a kan ku a wannan kagensa ne babban. A dawowar, mun amince da su bayar da ku kashi 20 cikin dari na canjawa wuri Naira Miliyan Xari, yayin da kashi 10 za a ajiye saboda biyo kudi (ciki da kuma na waje) tsakanin jam'iyyun a cikin shakka daga cikin ma'amala. Za a aiwatar da kudurin zuwa kankare sikẽli kashi 70 cikin dari zuwa wasu asusun a saboda Hakika.
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Pleaserespond at your earliest convenience, Thank You
This post, in many ways, sums up why I wasted 1/4 of my life for over 4 years here.
#WhyIstayed
Cause are going to keep all the money, and leave that brave African pioneer stranded in space ?
In other words find the thread where this belongs. Or just try posting something original instead of plagiarism my shit fucko. This is precisely why this is the first response you've had in 8 months you bearded cunt ya
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Pleaserespond at your earliest convenience, Thank You
This post, in many ways, sums up why I wasted 1/4 of my life for over 4 years here.
#WhyIstayed
Cause are going to keep all the money, and leave that brave African pioneer stranded in space ?
Yeah, fuck that guy.
I agree...
Hope he's up there with nothing but Tang and a turkey baster, and spends all day shooting space crystals into his discipline hole
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I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Pleaserespond at your earliest convenience, Thank You
#WhyIstayed
Ni Dr. Bakare Tunde, da dan uwan na Nijeriya jannati, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. Ya kasance ta farko a Afrika a sarari lokacin da ya yi a asirce jirgin zuwa Salyut 6 tashar sararin samaniya a 1979. Ya kasance a kan wani daga baya Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z ga m Soviet soja tashar sararin samaniya Salyut 8T a 1989. Ya aka stranded akwai a shekarar 1990 a lokacin da Tarayyar Soviet da aka narkar. Sauran Soviet ma'aikatan jirgin koma zuwa duniya a kan Soyuz T-16Z, amma ya sa aka dauka up ta samu kaya. Akwai sun kasance wuccin Progrez wadata flights don kiyaye shi, za tun wannan lokacin. Shi ne a mai kyau dara, amma yana so ya zo gida.
A cikin shekaru 14 tun da yake ya kasance a kan tashar, ya tara jirgin biya da kuma amfani amounting zuwa kusan $ 15.000.000 American Dollars. Wannan ne da aka gudanar a wani dõgara a Lagos National Savings da Trust Association. Idan za mu iya samu damar zuwa wannan kudi, za mu iya sanya a saukar da biyan bashin da Rasha Space Hukumomi a Soyuz sama jirgin ga mayar da shi zuwa ga Duniya. Ina gaya wannan zai kudin $ 3.000.000 American Dollars. Domin samun dama da ya dõgara asusu muna bukatar ku taimako.
Saboda haka, da abokan aikina da kuma ni ne son canja wurin jimla ga asusunka ko m ciyarwa, tun da muka matsayin ma'aikata suna haramta ta Code of Tsawaita Ofishin (Civil Service Hakoki) daga bude da kuma / ko aiki waje asusun a cikin sunayen.
Bukatarsa ce, da amana reposed a kan ku a wannan kagensa ne babban. A dawowar, mun amince da su bayar da ku kashi 20 cikin dari na canjawa wuri Naira Miliyan Xari, yayin da kashi 10 za a ajiye saboda biyo kudi (ciki da kuma na waje) tsakanin jam'iyyun a cikin shakka daga cikin ma'amala. Za a aiwatar da kudurin zuwa kankare sikẽli kashi 70 cikin dari zuwa wasu asusun a saboda Hakika.
Don Allah amsa a your farko saukaka, Insha
Hope he's up there with nothing but Tang and a turkey baster, and spends all day shooting space crystals into his discipline hole
DJ is writing a new book, handing the keys to
@koopdog@Khaleesi for a few days, don't fuck up and we get tags. No sigs.