Announcement for the Bored
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Do it.gifFire_Marshall_Bill said:I'm getting banned this weekend.
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I agree...Swaye said:
Yeah, fuck that guy.tenndawg said:
Cause are going to keep all the money, and leave that brave African pioneer stranded in space ?Swaye said:
This post, in many ways, sums up why I wasted 1/4 of my life for over 4 years here.priapism said:Miss Khaleesi,
REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Pleaserespond at your earliest convenience, Thank You
#WhyIstayed
Hope he's up there with nothing but Tang and a turkey baster, and spends all day shooting space crystals into his discipline hole -
Cliffs? Too lazy to read this shit
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PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Cliffs? Too lazy to read this shit
DJ is writing a new book, handing the keys to@koopdog@Khaleesi for a few days, don't fuck up and we get tags. No sigs. -
Is Khaleesi a fan of 2by2?
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Is that the same thing as DVDA?WeakarmCobra said:Is Khaleesi a fan of 2by2?
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2G1CWeakarmCobra said:Is Khaleesi a fan of 2by2?
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2 fingers 2 knuckles inTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Is that the same thing as DVDA?WeakarmCobra said:Is Khaleesi a fan of 2by2?
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That's much less chinteresting than Double Vaginal Double AnalWeakarmCobra said:
2 fingers 2 knuckles inTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Is that the same thing as DVDA?WeakarmCobra said:Is Khaleesi a fan of 2by2?
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Just checking back in to see if she is good with the war paint.
