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Crazy theory that may just be true
doogsinparadise
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2013: Peterman tells Sark to get himself hired at USC, knowing how much Haden likes him.
UW hires Peterman.
2015: Pete signals to Sark at the pac12 media weekend to put his plan into action, Sark proceeds to throw multiple winnable games and drink himself into rehab. USC is forced to fire Sark.
2016: Knowing that Nick Saban still respects UW as a program because of the DJ connection, Pete convinces Saban to hire Sark as an offensive assistant. Sark is also charged with spying on Lane Kiffin and making sure that Kiffin isn't banging Saban's daughter.
Jan 2017: Washington and Alabama are to meet in the natty. The Tide are favored by -12, but the night before Kiffin is stricken with a bad case of food poisoning. Sark is named temporary play caller in his absence.
During the game Bama inexplicably calls nothing but bubble screens, wr passes, and wildcat runs. Washington wins 28-27 behind an inspired performance from Myles Gaskin.
Later that week Sark is named hc at WSU after Mike Leach leaves for the Baylor job.
UW hires Peterman.
2015: Pete signals to Sark at the pac12 media weekend to put his plan into action, Sark proceeds to throw multiple winnable games and drink himself into rehab. USC is forced to fire Sark.
2016: Knowing that Nick Saban still respects UW as a program because of the DJ connection, Pete convinces Saban to hire Sark as an offensive assistant. Sark is also charged with spying on Lane Kiffin and making sure that Kiffin isn't banging Saban's daughter.
Jan 2017: Washington and Alabama are to meet in the natty. The Tide are favored by -12, but the night before Kiffin is stricken with a bad case of food poisoning. Sark is named temporary play caller in his absence.
During the game Bama inexplicably calls nothing but bubble screens, wr passes, and wildcat runs. Washington wins 28-27 behind an inspired performance from Myles Gaskin.
Later that week Sark is named hc at WSU after Mike Leach leaves for the Baylor job.
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As for the Bama angle, it's fairly well known that Saban has no problem moving on from a coach that isn't working out (Nuss), and his on field relationship with Kiffin has been rocky over the last year. And who else down there would call the plays is Kiff gets sick or fucks up?