Dear god, is this what my life has become?

DerekJohnson · May 2016

I was just texting someone and typed "purple" and my phone autocorrected to say "PurpleJ"

dnc · May 2016

Dear god, is this what my life has become?

New bored motto?

PurpleJ · May 2016

The obsession continues.

SweatpantsGeneral · May 2016

My son with whom I am well pleased.

SweatpantsGeneral · May 2016

DerekJohnson said:
I was just texting someone and typed "purple" and my phone autocorrected to say "PurpleJ"

Were you texting someone about your penis? If so, I have some advice for you.

halfbrainmanmolder · May 2016

DerekJohnson said:
I was just texting someone and typed "purple" and my phone autocorrected to say "PurpleJ"

Your autocorrection is not smart enough to translate it to "Such fag, J"?

PostGameOrangeSlices · May 2016

were you trying to text "I BLEED purple"?

DerekJohnson · May 2016

koopdog said:

DerekJohnson said:
I was just texting someone and typed "purple" and my phone autocorrected to say "PurpleJ"

Were you texting someone about your penis? If so, I have some advice for you.

could be a podcast segment

PurpleJ · May 2016

DerekJohnson · May 2016

PostGameOrangeSlices said:
were you trying to text "I BLEED purple"?

That's the sig on my phone for outbound texts

#FeelTheBern

PurpleJ · May 2016

koopdog said:
My son with whom I am well pleased.

If you were my father, I would have killed you and usurped your position of Viking War Dad years ago. The only reason my father is still alive is because he survived a heart attack and I wanted to let him regain his strength before I executed him blood eagle style. I'm classy like that.

DerekJohnson · May 2016

PurpleJ said:

koopdog said:
My son with whom I am well pleased.
If you were my father, I would have killed you and usurped your position of Viking War Dad years ago. The only reason my father is still alive is because he survived a heart attack and I wanted to let him regain his strength before I executed him blood eagle style. I'm classy like that.

mods?

dnc · May 2016

PurpleJ said:

koopdog said:
My son with whom I am well pleased.
If you were my father, I would have killed you and usurped your position of Viking War Dad years ago. The only reason my father is still alive is because he survived a heart attack and I wanted to let him regain his strength before I executed him blood eagle style. I'm classy like that.

Maybe Koop's your other dad?

section_332 · May 2016

PurpleJ · May 2016

dnc said:

PurpleJ said:

koopdog said:
My son with whom I am well pleased.
If you were my father, I would have killed you and usurped your position of Viking War Dad years ago. The only reason my father is still alive is because he survived a heart attack and I wanted to let him regain his strength before I executed him blood eagle style. I'm classy like that.
Maybe Koop's your other dad?

Thrown in a pit of snakes by King Aelle of Northumbria.

RIP