Time to Embarrass Yourself Again!!! Predict UW's 2015 team record!!!

Will bump this when TSIO (after BSU game) so that we can look back and laugh at our predictions from the first day of fall camp.

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RaccoonHarry

Looking game by game I came up with 5-7 but I'm counting on some Petersen magic to pull a surprise win somewhere and finish the regular season 6-6. And then get drilled by some shit team in some shit bowl.

UWerentThereMan

Looking game by game I came up with 5-7 but I'm counting on some Petersen magic to pull a surprise win somewhere and finish the regular season 6-6. And then get drilled by some shit team in some shit bowl.

http://youtu.be/yE6lW8TazZM

Doogles

I'll wait till after fall camp.

Citrus4Troogs

Assumes 3 wins out of the following 6: @Boise, @U$C (lol!!1), @ASU, Utah, AZ, bowel game

BennyBeaver

Owen12.

Too young. 2016 will be special.

haie

PostGameOrangeSlices

Fire_Marshall_Bill

8-5 after a 3-4 start. 6-7 wouldn't surprise me, but anything worse would. 15 years without a Rose Bowl or 10 win season and counting...one ranked season in 14 years, 5 in 23 years...Whatever plan Petersen has needs to show some dividends soon. Better hope Helfrich sucks.

whatshouldicareabout

I'll wait till after fall camp.

Will bump this when TSIO (after BSU game) so that we can look back and laugh at our predictions from the first day of fall camp.

If you're gonna play the game, you're gonna have to play by the rules.

Doogles

I'll wait till after fall camp.

Will bump this when TSIO (after BSU game) so that we can look back and laugh at our predictions from the first day of fall camp.
If you're gonna play the game, you're gonna have to play by the rules.

You act like I read.

JaWarrenJaHooker

10 wins or gtfo

wobidbus

Hey!...9 wins!1!

Tequilla

I love the Vinnie Mac walk

Tequilla

2-1 OOC

Win: Oregon St, and Wazzu
Win: 2 of 3 of Cal, Arizona, and Utah at home
Win: 1 road conference game not named Oregon St

I'm being optimistic that we finish 5-4 in conference and lose a bowl game. Would not be surprised if it was 4-5 in conference with bowl win.

Either way it will be interesting

Swaye

10 wins or gtfo

This.

I have a feeing I will drink myself to death this season.

Houhusky

Apr 25th Spring Football Game - Loss

The "preseason" isn't really worth much analysis, we are going to lose to @BSU with either a shitty QB, a inexperienced QB, or abundance. Sac St., Utah St. and Cal provides a nice bumper crop of non conference wins this year though.
Fri, Sep 04 @ BSU - Loss 38 - 24
Sat, Sep 12 Sacramento State - Win 44 - 17
Sat, Sep 19 Utah State - Win 38 - 14
Sat, Sep 26 Cal - Win 38 - 24

Mother fucking 3 game losing streak again. Sark in Thursday night bullshit time wont blow this game, USC will likely be ranked in the top 10 and Sark will have 12 days to fully detox after his ASU binge drinking win to prep for his old school. Oregon will plunger as always. UW catches Stanford after a Thursday night game against UCLA giving them a few more days to prep and heal for us. Stanford has a mediocre coach and shitty fans but they are still a team made mostly of TUFF white liberal lineman that will kick your teeth in. Our babushka offense that makes no fucking sense will continue to put up shit numbers.
Thu, Oct 8 @ USC - Loss 38 - 14
Sat, Oct 17 Oregon - Loss 42 - 17
Sat, Oct 24 @ Stanford - Loss 24 - 10

After the UW traditional mid-season 3 game losing streak we get a not so surprising bonus loss when UW runs into a hot Arizona team that plays Oregon State, Colorado, and WSU leading up to a plungering on Montlake soon not to be forgotten.
Sat, Oct 31 Arizona - Loss 44 - 14

The season is already over, but Babushka finally changes QB and figures out that maybe UW should run the ball more and only really ever throw the football to Darrel Daniels, String, and Pettis.
Sat, Nov 7 Utah - Win 27 - 14
Sat, Nov 14 @ Arizona St. - Loss 26 - 10

Fuck everything about this season, the last two games aren't even worth talking about and barely warrant a prediction, OSU and WSU are the epitome of Pac11 dreck
Sat, Nov 21 @ OSU - Win 37 - 17
Fri, Nov 27 WSU - Win 44 - 27

4-5 in conference (3rd in the north!!!!)
6 - 6 Overall (who gives a fuck about the Kraft fight Hunger Bowl Game but we likely run into a shit team from a shit conference so we probably finish 7-6)

The Heat Death of the universe cant happen soon enough

doogsinparadise

I like Washington in this one.

HFNY

I agree with you about going 6-6 regular season and then beating a team from a lower conference in a crappy bowel.

However, I think our D will be better than you project. Even though it's in Boise, I highly doubt our D will give up 38 points to the Buckin' Bronks.

Same for WSU. They scored only 13 on UW last year, 17 in 2013, and 31 when absolutely everything went wrong for Sloppy Steve in the 2nd half (cue lawnmower gif / rippin' it)

Even under Nick Holt's Tuff D, they only scored 21 in 2011.

Apr 25th Spring Football Game - Loss

The "preseason" isn't really worth much analysis, we are going to lose to @BSU with either a shitty QB, a inexperienced QB, or abundance. Sac St., Utah St. and Cal provides a nice bumper crop of non conference wins this year though.
Fri, Sep 04 @ BSU - Loss 38 - 24
Sat, Sep 12 Sacramento State - Win 44 - 17
Sat, Sep 19 Utah State - Win 38 - 14
Sat, Sep 26 Cal - Win 38 - 24

Mother fucking 3 game losing streak again. Sark in Thursday night bullshit time wont blow this game, USC will likely be ranked in the top 10 and Sark will have 12 days to fully detox after his ASU binge drinking win to prep for his old school. Oregon will plunger as always. UW catches Stanford after a Thursday night game against UCLA giving them a few more days to prep and heal for us. Stanford has a mediocre coach and shitty fans but they are still a team made mostly of TUFF white liberal lineman that will kick your teeth in. Our babushka offense that makes no fucking sense will continue to put up shit numbers.
Thu, Oct 8 @ USC - Loss 38 - 14
Sat, Oct 17 Oregon - Loss 42 - 17
Sat, Oct 24 @ Stanford - Loss 24 - 10

After the UW traditional mid-season 3 game losing streak we get a not so surprising bonus loss when UW runs into a hot Arizona team that plays Oregon State, Colorado, and WSU leading up to a plungering on Montlake soon not to be forgotten.
Sat, Oct 31 Arizona - Loss 44 - 14

The season is already over, but Babushka finally changes QB and figures out that maybe UW should run the ball more and only really ever throw the football to Darrel Daniels, String, and Pettis.
Sat, Nov 7 Utah - Win 27 - 14
Sat, Nov 14 @ Arizona St. - Loss 26 - 10

Fuck everything about this season, the last two games aren't even worth talking about and barely warrant a prediction, OSU and WSU are the epitome of Pac11 dreck
Sat, Nov 21 @ OSU - Win 37 - 17
Fri, Nov 27 WSU - Win 44 - 27

4-5 in conference (3rd in the north!!!!)
6 - 6 Overall (who gives a fuck about the Kraft fight Hunger Bowl Game but we likely run into a shit team from a shit conference so we probably finish 7-6)

The Heat Death of the universe cant happen soon enough

haie

Boise - Fuck them. UW has better athletes, and their coaches. Get it the fuck done. W
BallSac State - Scrimmage. W
Utah State - Struggle in this game but win by a small margin. W
Cal - Dissly goes Timothy Treadwell on Goff. W
USC - Sark gets those faggots up for this game like he does once or twice a year. L
Oregon - Nothing to say here. L
Stanford - Stanford plays down to UW like they've been prone to do. Upset of the season for UW. W
Arizona - They got lucky last year, it's at home, and the coaching staff starts to look like they're who we thought they were. W

Momentary break for all the doogs to JO to 6-2 start with blowouts to Oregon and USC

Utah - I've never been a believer in them; they take a step back with more sexual tension between Whittinham and the AD. Oh yeah and they generally have a hard time against UW and Wazzu (lol). W
ASU - UW doesn't play well on offense and the D gets gassed, except that it's the truth this time and not the team just quitting on Sark. Chest loses his shit on the subsequent podcast. L
Land Grant Twins - UW bounces back from a shitty loss and plunger fucks both teams, Oregon State is terrible from the coaching transition and Wazzu's D gets run over. WW

Bowl Game - UW gets the classiest team and coach in America and fucking rolls them because Riley. W

10-3, Cornell gets a message from God that UW football is back and that he/she/it? has simultaneous heart attacks planned for Sark, Try, and Gilby to make up for the last 15 years.

dhdawg

I feel like I'm even being generous with this pick