Swaye

Pre-cell phones. No pix. Pity. She was pretty cute in college. (View Post)

I really like this shit @Tequilla . Just keep the big syllable words to a minimum so @dnc doesn't have to translate so much. He makes me do dirty things to pay him back. (View Post)

Reinjured an old toe injury on a motorcycle ride last week, and the doc gave me percocet. Threw back two of them and headed to the bar with CLS to watch the game. Lost consciousness at halftime due t… (View Post)

At the hospital now. Doc thinks I might have 3rd degree burns on my dick but can't really tell cause it's always red. (View Post)

Thanks @89ute I take back all that shit I said about hoping you die. (View Post)