PurpleJ

I EATIG PNIEAPLPE!!!!!!!1 (View Post)

Cliff provides the weather forecasts for the local news stations. Smart dude. I failed his class because I didn't want to learn how to read the liney chart thingys with the pressure and shit. I was a… (View Post)

Got jury duty starting 12/31. Request to be excused was denied. I guess my only option now is to shave my beard into a Hitler stache and duck walk into the courtroom so I fail jury selection. FML. (View Post)

3 nil. All my mates are singing in the stands. Scarves up! (View Post)

Elect me as chancellor and the streets will run red with communist blood. (View Post)