Octavian

Allow me to recount our experience with a band of Hebrew zealots back in the 70's. Bear in mind that Charon had already ferried me across the River Styx. And Pluto, having grown weary of my presence … (View Post)

I feel for them. I once tried to fuck the whore Agrippina. I was several years her senior and, though we were distantly related, I couldn't resist my urge to two hole her. She was a lusty broad and I… (View Post)

Vercingetorix used similar tactics to lure undecided siege engine personnel to his side during the pagan revival in the days of '52. He boasted that his team had more talent per scrupulum than ours d… (View Post)

Dirty pagans. SMH. Now please excuse me while I lead this steer to the Temple of Jupiter. huh? (View Post)

So we can get the game on tablet you say? Excellent. I won't even have to leave the bath. (View Post)