How much longer will doogman survive?

Rapeculturedawg · February 2015

probably should be a pole, but I don't have time for that.

doogman is on life support these days.

RaccoonHarry · February 2015

Rapeculturedawg said:
probably should be a pole, but I don't have time for that.

doogman is on life support these days.

Know that for sure or just wishful thinking? Please let it be the former...

Rapeculturedawg · February 2015

The latest special they had said a lot.

HuskyJW · February 2015

I liked it a long time ago and thought it was well worth the money.

But then it was a slow decline and wasn't fun anymore.

MisterEm · February 2015

HuskyJW said:
I liked it a long time ago and thought it was well worth the money.

But then it was a slow decline and wasn't fun anymore.

UW football season tickets? Or, doogman?

Asking for a friend.

HuskyJW · February 2015

MisterEm said:

HuskyJW said:
I liked it a long time ago and thought it was well worth the money.

But then it was a slow decline and wasn't fun anymore.
UW football season tickets? Or, doogman?

Asking for a friend.

Abundance

ScroteDawg · February 2015

The over/under is 5.

BennyBeaver · February 2015

maybe barry bolton will buy it?

rodmansrage · February 2015

twatters killed the TBS star.

AEB · February 2015

Hostile takeover

GrundleStiltzkin · February 2015

AEB said:
Hostile takeover

Huh?

Octavian · February 2015

Allow me to recount our experience with a band of Hebrew zealots back in the 70's. Bear in mind that Charon had already ferried me across the River Styx. And Pluto, having grown weary of my presence in the infernal realm, was hunting for an excuse to banish me after he caught me groping Persephone's rack while he was out harvesting souls one evening. To assuage his wrath I proposed that he transform me into a shade and allow me to return to Gaia. He granted the request and temporarily suspended mortus in order to banninate me.

Believe me when I say I would have flown like an apis to my favorite brothel to deposit my honey inside the best hives that denari can buy. But what a bad day to be a ghost, man. So I settled for the next best thing. I purloined a horse from Pluto's stable (it was none other than Incitatus; hi Caligula!!11!!!!) and rode to Masada to join my countrymen in the siege on the Hebrew rebels.

Now If you are one of those plebes that believes every scroll that you read, you will think that the rebels were the good guys and we were the bad guys. Well I'm here to tell you that Flavius Josephus had it all wrong. You see we captured that fucking Heeb in the siege of Yodfat. He had been out of action for a long time. Yet can you believe someone actually paid the fucker 1,095 denari to publish his "inside information?"

Let me tell you the rebels weren't noble at all. One of their leaders was a corpulent glutton who gorged himself on oxtail stew. You could smell the soup slime on his beard from an actus away. The one ranked above him was a disagreeable little incubus who had failed in the domus market, only to bitterly resign himself to leading a band of ardent kikes who would gladly spill like lemmings into the sea if he demanded it of them. They fucked their wives. They fucked their mistresses. They fucked their concubines. Some of them even fucked their goats. Noble? Fuck Josephus and the ass that he rode in on.

Long story short, our siege took 3 years. It required patience and cunning. But in the end, as the saying goes, we came, we saw, we conquered.

claycha · February 2015

Story time with @Octavian needs own bored!

bananasnblondes · February 2015

Octavian said:
Allow me to recount our experience with a band of Hebrew zealots back in the 70's. Bear in mind that Charon had already ferried me across the River Styx. And Pluto, having grown weary of my presence in the infernal realm, was hunting for an excuse to banish me after he caught me groping Persephone's rack while he was out harvesting souls one evening. To assuage his wrath I proposed that he transform me into a shade and allow me to return to Gaia. He granted the request and temporarily suspended mortus in order to banninate me.

Believe me when I say I would have flown like an apis to my favorite brothel to deposit my honey inside the best hives that denari can buy. But what a bad day to be a ghost, man. So I settled for the next best thing. I purloined a horse from Pluto's stable (it was none other than Incitatus; hi Caligula!!11!!!!) and rode to Masada to join my countrymen in the siege on the Hebrew rebels.

Now If you are one of those plebes that believes every scroll that you read, you will think that the rebels were the good guys and we were the bad guys. Well I'm here to tell you that Flavius Josephus had it all wrong. You see we captured that fucking Heeb in the siege of Yodfat. He had been out of action for a long time. Yet can you believe someone actually paid the fucker 1,095 denari to publish his "inside information?"

Let me tell you the rebels weren't noble at all. One of their leaders was a corpulent glutton who gorged himself on oxtail stew. You could smell the soup slime on his beard from an actus away. The one ranked above him was a disagreeable little incubus who had failed in the domus market, only to bitterly resign himself to leading a band of ardent kikes who would gladly spill like lemmings into the sea if he demanded it of them. They fucked their wives. They fucked their mistresses. They fucked their concubines. Some of them even fucked their goats. Noble? Fuck Josephus and the ass that he rode in on.

Long story short, our siege took 3 years. It required patience and cunning. But in the end, as the saying goes, we came, we saw, we conquered.

If you hijack this thread to bash Caligula, you're post will be deleted.

WilburHooksHands · February 2015

bananasnblondes said:
If you hijack this thread to bash Caligula, you're post will be deleted.

No warning, just crucified.

SonnyShackelford · February 2015

bananasnblondes said:

Octavian said:
Allow me to recount our experience with a band of Hebrew zealots back in the 70's. Bear in mind that Charon had already ferried me across the River Styx. And Pluto, having grown weary of my presence in the infernal realm, was hunting for an excuse to banish me after he caught me groping Persephone's rack while he was out harvesting souls one evening. To assuage his wrath I proposed that he transform me into a shade and allow me to return to Gaia. He granted the request and temporarily suspended mortus in order to banninate me.

Believe me when I say I would have flown like an apis to my favorite brothel to deposit my honey inside the best hives that denari can buy. But what a bad day to be a ghost, man. So I settled for the next best thing. I purloined a horse from Pluto's stable (it was none other than Incitatus; hi Caligula!!11!!!!) and rode to Masada to join my countrymen in the siege on the Hebrew rebels.

Now If you are one of those plebes that believes every scroll that you read, you will think that the rebels were the good guys and we were the bad guys. Well I'm here to tell you that Flavius Josephus had it all wrong. You see we captured that fucking Heeb in the siege of Yodfat. He had been out of action for a long time. Yet can you believe someone actually paid the fucker 1,095 denari to publish his "inside information?"

Let me tell you the rebels weren't noble at all. One of their leaders was a corpulent glutton who gorged himself on oxtail stew. You could smell the soup slime on his beard from an actus away. The one ranked above him was a disagreeable little incubus who had failed in the domus market, only to bitterly resign himself to leading a band of ardent kikes who would gladly spill like lemmings into the sea if he demanded it of them. They fucked their wives. They fucked their mistresses. They fucked their concubines. Some of them even fucked their goats. Noble? Fuck Josephus and the ass that he rode in on.

Long story short, our siege took 3 years. It required patience and cunning. But in the end, as the saying goes, we came, we saw, we conquered.
If you hijack this thread to bash Caligula, you're post will be deleted.

Your*

ScroteDawg · February 2015

If you want to bash Josephus, that's fine, but if you're going to bash groping Persephone's rack, I'm fucking out.

PurpleBaze · February 2015

We're lucky Octavian posts here at all.

sarktastic · February 2015

parents read this bored

H_D · February 2015

This shit is educational like a mutha fucka!

WilburHooksHands · February 2015

Octavian really took it to those Hebes back in 70. Temple hasn't been rebuilt since. #finish

PS hoping he tells some Bar Kokhba rebellion stories???

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