Nero Concert, LXIV AD, at the Domus Transitoria on the Palatine Hill. Hades is a huge Nero fan-you heard it here first-and everyone in the underworld has to listen to that fucker's musicorum. I prete… (View Post)
I was looking through some old scrolls the other day as I sat in Hades reminiscing about the past and found one I sent the Gaulish rebels I waged an expeditionem against in 'XXIX. I wanted them to th… (View Post)
I never had much use for the Greeks except for the mathematica. My vassals used their theorums to screen potential concubines for intimus. Did you know you can calculate the area of a whore by multip… (View Post)