Doog_de_Jour

If your brothel operation expands into the Rocky Mountain region, we’re gonna have a problem. You don’t want anything to happen to Miss Meowington, do you? (View Post)

Thank Allah the Nike weasel logo didn’t make the list. (View Post)

I’ve always been obsessed with lunar watches. (Helps me calculate the tides and the most auspicious time to cast hexing spells on my enemies.) https://teddybaldassarre.com/blogs/watches/moon-phase-wa… (View Post)

I wouldn't go that far, but I would say I'm a fan now. For years I never gave the woman much thought, but after seeing her last concert I was kinda blown away and understand now why she's so popular.… (View Post)

To plagiarize the movie Casablanca’s shit… (SCENE: UW KICK ASS INTRO PRESSER) Reporter 1: And what in heaven's name brought you to Seattle? Steve Belichick: My mental health. I came to Seattle for th… (View Post)