CaptainPJ

Did you misspell "Boobs dying in an Astroglide grease fire," or did I just miss it? Can't quite see straight yet - still drunk. TIA (View Post)

"Sustainable program built on the values and culture of the university?" We DO deserve another Owen Twelve. Fuck me. And fuck ESPN, too. When the fuck did that network turn into such a fuck… (View Post)

You went to GRAD SCHOOL?! Chinpressive. You have a "best friend?" Chinpossible. (View Post)

Fuck you all. Wake and bake. Slam whiskey and beers. Meet skanks. Act like a complete ass. Stumble to Stadium. Leave at half. Repeat. Meet more skanks. Snort off their asses. Have a great night you w… (View Post)

Fuck the Millenial faggots. There not among us anymore. They left the basement to go OUTSIDE and play fagemon. (View Post)