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Got season tickets, new stadium bag policy.... #PantsOnHeadStupid

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  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    NEsnake12 said:

    That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.

    Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers.
    Our? fans sick big fat floppy donkey dick

    HTH
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    I literally walked in to the 2013 opener (FUCK YOU SVEN, FLAG ME!) with a full, unopened, 750 bottle of Macallan stuffed down my pants. Who the fuck needs the zone?!
    Upvoted for accountability
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,660 Swaye's Wigwam

    I literally walked in to the 2013 opener (FUCK YOU SVEN, FLAG ME!) with a full, unopened, 750 bottle of Macallan stuffed down my pants. Who the fuck needs the zone?!
    Wannabe alpha-DaWg bros who think they look cool walking down to a shit beer venue with ginger sun burns and faded Lockner jerseys.
  • Ice_HolmvikIce_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    NEsnake12 said:

    That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.

    Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers.
    It's easy Snake. Fans have had to be absolutely lit to pay to watch this team.
  • Ice_HolmvikIce_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912

    I literally walked in to the 2013 opener (FUCK YOU SVEN, FLAG ME!) with a full, unopened, 750 bottle of Macallan stuffed down my pants. Who the fuck needs the zone?!
    Up voted for not having 12 hanging and the space for 750ML. #smallthingsmatter
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Smart people get lit before the game. It isn't that hard.

    And a couple $12 Bud Lights ain't gonna fix it if you fucked up the pregame.
    Smart people watch at home and stay lit
  • CaptainPJCaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986
    H_D said:

    This thread is a migraine-inducing fucking nightmare

    Fuck you all.

    Wake and bake. Slam whiskey and beers. Meet skanks. Act like a complete ass. Stumble to Stadium. Leave at half.

    Repeat.

    Meet more skanks. Snort off their asses. Have a great night you will never remember.

    Water.Aspirin.left over antibiotics from last home game.sweats.cheetohs.

    Simple formula - fuck Jen Cohen
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    CaptainPJ said:

    Fuck you all.

    Wake and bake. Slam whiskey and beers. Meet skanks. Act like a complete ass.

    Repeat.

    Meet more skanks. Snort off their asses. Have a great night you will never remember.

    Water.Aspirin.left over antibiotics from last home game.sweats.cheetohs.

    Simple formula - fuck Jen Cohen
    Crisped
  • CaptainPJCaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986

    Crisped
    Kay!
  • TTJTTJ Member Posts: 4,823
    Any parent should know better than to bring a diaper-age kid to a football game.

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  • HuskyJWHuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,130 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited August 2016
    I dropped a pint of Jager at the feet of a blue hair usher....even he laughed.
  • H_DH_D Member Posts: 6,098
    CaptainPJ said:

    Fuck you all.

    Wake and bake. Slam whiskey and beers. Meet skanks. Act like a complete ass. Stumble to Stadium. Leave at half.

    Repeat.

    Meet more skanks. Snort off their asses. Have a great night you will never remember.

    Water.Aspirin.left over antibiotics from last home game.sweats.cheetohs.

    Simple formula - fuck Jen Cohen
    Huh? You suck at crispening.
  • RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123
    NEsnake12 said:

    That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.

    Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers.
    Maybe because UW sucks at football and they can socialize easier and minimize the time spent watching bad football?
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