ShakespeareDawg

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  ShakespeareDawg earned the 10 Comments badge.

  No longer a one-hit wonder! It looks like you’re going places.

  October 27
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    ShakespeareDawg

    Huzzah! I thank thee. I venture i shalt pen many a merry verse bef're the season is ov'r.

    October 27
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  ShakespeareDawg

  “Thou art not a technically gift'd writ'r” - Two Doogs of Montlake, Act 3, Scene 1

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  October 15
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    PurpleBaze

    Who is't art thee?

    October 15
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    PurpleBaze

    Evengi plushenko, a russian male figure skat'r just did blow a fucking kisseth aft'r his routine. M're_cock hath caught t and did cry. Th're's thy olympic games. Showeth me alpine events, m're hockey, luge. the events yond madeth the olympic games.
    
    enow with the snowboarding, which anybody with a trampoline at home can qualifyeth f'r (was proven as some rocketh'r from n'rth kent madeth the games) figure skating is a respectable sp'rt and a maj'r parteth of wint'r olympics, but i'm not restful of the hiv ridden costas ramming t down our throats ev'ry night. I liketh not things down mine own throat bobby. I'd liketh to seeth something else on nbc. Misprise not me m're_time, i just bethink the sir sp'rts shouldst receiveth m're cov'rage.
    
    i can seeth thee jumping up and down in thy dram bobby sox and pj's m're_time, ev'ry timeth an am'rican figure skat'r 'nails' a sore routine. Much liketh thee didst f'r greg louganis in the summ'r olympics backeth in the day. That gent too did blow kisses. I picture thee with thy wifey poo high-fiving aft'r ev'ry jumpeth, then a big celebration at the endeth, coequal though the am'ricans art in 32nd lodging. Meanwhile th're art real men out th're trying to findeth any cov'rage of real events liketh downhill, sup'r g and slalom which did get hath lost in nbc's cov'rage of ice dancing, thy second fav'rite olympic nonce

    October 15
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    ShakespeareDawg

    I begeth thee, cease to plagiarize mine own words, knave.

    October 15
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    PurpleBaze

    You are a disgrace to the entire UW community. We are a great university with students and alumni who are better than this. Grow up and open your mind.

    October 17
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    ShakespeareDawg

    Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

    October 18
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    PurpleBaze

    I do bite my thumb, sir.

    October 19
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    ShakespeareDawg

    Draw, if you be a man!

    October 19
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    PurpleBaze

    I pref'r to useth fireth bombeth.

    October 19
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    ShakespeareDawg

    I bethink thou art a coward. I begeth thee, sayeth t mine own visage!

    October 19
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    PurpleBaze

    Cowardace thee sayeth! Nay I sayeth. I pref'r to killeth with speedeth and dram eff'rt.

    October 21
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    ShakespeareDawg

    Speedeth, speedeth, speedeth - i wag'r thee shalt make great haste, fastest seen in years in dispatching thy enemies. But art thee exp'rienced?
    
    I still sayeth i shalt best thee in this quarrel rath'r easily.

    October 21
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    PurpleBaze

    Sc're of sayeth 34 to 17?

    October 22
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    ShakespeareDawg

    Aye.
    
    But go hence to have no more talk of these things;
    Some shalt beest downvot’d, and some bann'd.
    For never was a story more worthy of praise
    Than this of ShakespeareDawg and PurpleBaze.
    
    (exeunt omnes)

    October 22
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    PurpleBaze

    I did lulzeth.

    October 22
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    ShakespeareDawg

    But shall thee still findeth t comical aft'r the 23rd telling?

    October 22
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    PurpleBaze

    Most forsooth!

    October 22
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  You are the recipient of the Harvey Road Awesome Poaster Memorial Trophy. You're posting some good content. Great job!

  October 20
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    ShakespeareDawg

    Thee doth hon'r me too much. I has't not hath taken such high praise since mine own lasteth playeth debut'd at ye merry Globe Theatre more than a fortnight ago.

    October 20