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I have reliable reports that he's been running his Prius with the garage door up in his LQA pad while blasting Chun-Break My Heart by Whitney Houston. Luckily the Prius won't kill him (emissions free dipshit), but the battery may explode and cause the acid to melt his face off ala Two Face. At which point only Batman can…
