How does one get charges changed over to mayhem? I was pulled over for being Mexican.
I laughed like an idiot hyena (sorry @Swaye) at the PM you sent to @backthepack BTP, *yore officially a fully baptized bored member now.
@dnc * It's hard.
It was Khaleesi who really threw it down.
I'm hearing there's a great business opportunity available in prime web real estate.
https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/872822784724004864 http://www.spin.com/2017/06/trump-pee-tape-james-comeys-senate-testimony/The closest we got to the [pee-pee] tape was a question early in the hearing about the contents of the [Steele] dossier in general. “At the time of your departure from the FBI, was the FBI…
Inquiring minds really want to know what they are
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/06/us/suicide-texting-manslaughter-trial.htmlArmed with reams of text messages, prosecutors have argued in court filings that Ms. Carter essentially caused Mr. Roy’s suicide, saying she pressured him to kill himself on numerous occasions and even discussed the best methods. They have pointed…
If you ever get the opportunity to tell an entire bar during happy hour that you were just cured of Chlamydia....don't.
I like to stay on top of these kinds of things. @DerekJohnson @DerekIsKim @DerekReallyIsKim