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Gwyneth Paltrow is not a GOOD skier
YellowSnow
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#mydeervalley is pure carnage these days. I got crushed pretty bad in a ski crash there and had to be on the morphine for a while. Fortunately, I was too slow strategy to get hooked.
https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/gwyneth-paltrow-sued-after-alleged-utah-ski-accident/
https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/gwyneth-paltrow-sued-after-alleged-utah-ski-accident/
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He said/she said...good luck with that. I don't think there are cameras on the slopes, but maybe I'm wrong.
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In the old days, if a chick knocked you down on the slopes, it was fair game to fuck her right between the moguls.
True story.
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With or without Skoal knob shiner?PurpleThrobber said:In the old days, if a chick knocked you down on the slopes, it was fair game to fuck her right between the moguls.
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If there are witnesses and she was the uphill skier she could be in trouble. There's actually case law that skiers that run into other skiers and cause injury can be liable. The "inherent risk" in skiing is so you can't sue the resort if you hit a tree or a piece of snow making equipment. Doesn't absolve reckless skiers of their liability, however, when they crash into others.greenblood said:He said/she said...good luck with that. I don't think there are cameras on the slopes, but maybe I'm wrong.
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ABUNDANCE!!!!YellowSnow said:
With or without Skoal knob shiner?PurpleThrobber said:In the old days, if a chick knocked you down on the slopes, it was fair game to fuck her right between the moguls.
True story.
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Ski law superiority guy.YellowSnow said:
If there are witnesses and she was the uphill skier she could be in trouble. There's actually case law that skiers that run into other skiers and cause injury can be liable. The "inherent risk" in skiing is so you can't sue the resort if you hit a tree or a piece of snow making equipment. Doesn't absolve reckless skiers of their liability, however, when they crash into others.greenblood said:He said/she said...good luck with that. I don't think there are cameras on the slopes, but maybe I'm wrong.
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Neither is Sonny Bono
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I speak from experience.PurpleThrobber said:
Ski law superiority guy.YellowSnow said:
If there are witnesses and she was the uphill skier she could be in trouble. There's actually case law that skiers that run into other skiers and cause injury can be liable. The "inherent risk" in skiing is so you can't sue the resort if you hit a tree or a piece of snow making equipment. Doesn't absolve reckless skiers of their liability, however, when they crash into others.greenblood said:He said/she said...good luck with that. I don't think there are cameras on the slopes, but maybe I'm wrong.
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#metooYellowSnow said:
I speak from experience.PurpleThrobber said:
Ski law superiority guy.YellowSnow said:
If there are witnesses and she was the uphill skier she could be in trouble. There's actually case law that skiers that run into other skiers and cause injury can be liable. The "inherent risk" in skiing is so you can't sue the resort if you hit a tree or a piece of snow making equipment. Doesn't absolve reckless skiers of their liability, however, when they crash into others.greenblood said:He said/she said...good luck with that. I don't think there are cameras on the slopes, but maybe I'm wrong.
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YRYK
I was technically the uphill skier in a crash I had, however, the guy dropped out of the trees. Obv didn't see him until too late. He stayed and made sure I was good to go, which I was. Could definitely have been much worse.
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Neither was Michael Kennedy. Playing football on skis is a recipe for disaster. A Darwin Awards' winner??
