Roxanne you don’t have to wax my skis tonight
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Ski chicks give the best blow jobs.
Ask them to spit out their Skoal first - but the wintergreen flavor does add a new dimension to hummers.
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I prefer the old Minty Bear- ie Kodak. Do they still make that?PurpleThrobber said:Ski chicks give the best blow jobs.
Ask them to spit out their Skoal first - but the wintergreen flavor does add a new dimension to hummers.
This lady of the night looked to be less than the price of a lift ticket. -
I assume Little Yellow is no longer a virgin now?
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That’s sum dark shit old man.RaceBannon said:I assume Little Yellow is no longer a virgin now?
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Ahh, you always remember the first! -
I used to be soooo jealous of the kids who learned to ski. Back when they had ski school and bussed the kids up to Alpental or wherever at 5 in the morning. The sport of ski was and is expensive
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You go to the stoked bros at Pro Ski?YellowSnow said:When I was I kid I learned how to ski and got rentals at Deer Valley Resort, the most luxurious ski hill in N. America. Now Little Yellow Piss has to get rental gear on Aurora because we are pour (hi @creepycoug ). Hookers smoking cigs out back of the shop is always a nice sight.
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Ha ha, yes. They are close to my house. Who do you like in the city for ski tunes?BennyBeaver said:
You go to the stoked bros at Pro Ski?YellowSnow said:When I was I kid I learned how to ski and got rentals at Deer Valley Resort, the most luxurious ski hill in N. America. Now Little Yellow Piss has to get rental gear on Aurora because we are pour (hi @creepycoug ). Hookers smoking cigs out back of the shop is always a nice sight.
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That’s where I go. Ghetto neighborhood for sure but like 5 minutes from home.YellowSnow said:
Ha ha, yes. They are close to my house. Who do you like in the city for ski tunes?BennyBeaver said:
You go to the stoked bros at Pro Ski?YellowSnow said:When I was I kid I learned how to ski and got rentals at Deer Valley Resort, the most luxurious ski hill in N. America. Now Little Yellow Piss has to get rental gear on Aurora because we are pour (hi @creepycoug ). Hookers smoking cigs out back of the shop is always a nice sight.
Mike is a great guy. Bought my boards there. -
Not really - back in the day (early 70's), skiing was a pretty solid family sport. My folks were by no means wealthy but we bought a season pass at the local ski resort and headed up there almost every Friday night/one day on the weekend. Picked up used equipment at the ski swap and rocked pretty much crap outer gear from a fashion-sense.El_K said:I used to be soooo jealous of the kids who learned to ski. Back when they had ski school and bussed the kids up to Alpental or wherever at 5 in the morning. The sport of ski was and is expensive
Now, white knuckling it down the mountain road after one of my two dads had a few cocktails apres ski...that was horrifying but we didn't wear seatbelts and would have been thrown clear of any danger if he'd have crashed.
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Skoal Citrus >PurpleThrobber said:Ski chicks give the best blow jobs.
Ask them to spit out their Skoal first - but the wintergreen flavor does add a new dimension to hummers. -
Your guys parents still don't rent ski gear for you?
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Son? Is that you?CuntWaffle said:Your guys parents still don't rent ski gear for you?
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CSB?PurpleThrobber said:
Not really - back in the day (early 70's), skiing was a pretty solid family sport. My folks were by no means wealthy but we bought a season pass at the local ski resort and headed up there almost every Friday night/one day on the weekend. Picked up used equipment at the ski swap and rocked pretty much crap outer gear from a fashion-sense.El_K said:I used to be soooo jealous of the kids who learned to ski. Back when they had ski school and bussed the kids up to Alpental or wherever at 5 in the morning. The sport of ski was and is expensive
Now, white knuckling it down the mountain road after one of my two dads had a few cocktails apres ski...that was horrifying but we didn't wear seatbelts and would have been thrown clear of any danger if he'd have crashed. -
No - the really CSBs are being left by the pinball machines with a stack of quarters while the two dads went drinking and dancing in the lounge next door. For several hours.BennyBeaver said:
CSB?PurpleThrobber said:
Not really - back in the day (early 70's), skiing was a pretty solid family sport. My folks were by no means wealthy but we bought a season pass at the local ski resort and headed up there almost every Friday night/one day on the weekend. Picked up used equipment at the ski swap and rocked pretty much crap outer gear from a fashion-sense.El_K said:I used to be soooo jealous of the kids who learned to ski. Back when they had ski school and bussed the kids up to Alpental or wherever at 5 in the morning. The sport of ski was and is expensive
Now, white knuckling it down the mountain road after one of my two dads had a few cocktails apres ski...that was horrifying but we didn't wear seatbelts and would have been thrown clear of any danger if he'd have crashed.
