Does Hampton Inn still have those egg patties for breakfast? Axin' for a fren.
scrambled usually. Continental breakfast
Scrambled as in poured out of a box?
Some 15 years ago, when I was poor traveling a lot, those Hampton Inn egg patties were something to look forward to. Would be disappointed on the random mornings they didn't have it.
#coolstorybrah
You aren't really poor until you sleep in your car across the street and then pretend to be staying at the hotel so you can eat the free powdered eggs and shitty toasted english muffin.
I've actually walked into a hotel lobby....walked around the floors for a bit then came back downstairs for the free breakfast.
Does Hampton Inn still have those egg patties for breakfast? Axin' for a fren.
scrambled usually. Continental breakfast
Scrambled as in poured out of a box?
Some 15 years ago, when I was poor traveling a lot, those Hampton Inn egg patties were something to look forward to. Would be disappointed on the random mornings they didn't have it.
#coolstorybrah
You aren't really poor until you sleep in your car across the street and then pretend to be staying at the hotel so you can eat the free powdered eggs and shitty toasted english muffin.
I've actually walked into a hotel lobby....walked around the floors for a bit then came back downstairs for the free breakfast.
Embassy Suites has a hotel here that has free made to order breakfast. I was like yeah, whatever until I tried it. I sometimes go back just for the free food, not because I’m poor but because I’m cheap.
Coincident? I think not... @WeakarmCobra: Did you have to pay - Stalin: No
Couple of posts later "Stalin: As I type these words, the police/sheriff are literally across the hall clearing out a guy who had been staying here but refused to pay. "
Sounds to me like Stalin confessing, describing the event as an observer?
Stalin: I also have a nice view of Mount Rainier this morning. From Downtown Woodinville jail?
Embassy Suites has a hotel here that has free made to order breakfast. I was like yeah, whatever until I tried it. I sometimes go back just for the free food, not because I’m poor but because I’m cheap.
Hotels that offer free breakfast are for both Pours and Cheapskates. Classy, sophisticants pay $30 for their hotel breakfast and don’t bat an eye.
Embassy Suites has a hotel here that has free made to order breakfast. I was like yeah, whatever until I tried it. I sometimes go back just for the free food, not because I’m poor but because I’m cheap.
Hotels that offer free breakfast are for both Pours and Cheapskates. Classy, sophisticants pay $30 for their hotel breakfast and don’t bat an eye.
The true measure of a hotel breakfast is if they provide bottomless mimosas.
They try to fuck you on those. Bottomless mimosas are never as good as they sound. Once you have a few, the waitress starts taking a long time to refill em.
The true measure of a hotel breakfast is if they provide bottomless mimosas.
They try to fuck you on those. Bottomless mimosas are never as good as they sound. Once you have a few, the waitress starts taking a long time to refill em but as long as you obnoxiously keep pounding your fists on the table chanting, “REFILL, REFILL” they’ll ensure your glass is full just to keep you quiet.
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@WeakarmCobra: Did you have to pay - Stalin: No
Couple of posts later
"Stalin: As I type these words, the police/sheriff are literally across the hall clearing out a guy who had been staying here but refused to pay. "
Sounds to me like Stalin confessing, describing the event as an observer?
Stalin: I also have a nice view of Mount Rainier this morning.
From Downtown Woodinville jail?
#myrecipe
I mean...I'd fuck pretty much anything but Hondo's bunghole but still.