God likes FSU

DeepPurple · January 2014

Just saw it on ESPN, and their QB confirmed it.

Why does God like FSU better than Auburn?

allpurpleallgold · January 2014

Based on the Old Testament, because he likes rape.

Fire_Marshall_Bill · January 2014

Auburn's 18 pt. lead was Satan's doing.

TTJ · January 2014

I'd venture Cam Newton prolly has something to do with it.

[Deleted User] · January 2014

DeepPurple said:
Just saw it on ESPN, and their QB confirmed it.

Why does God like FSU better than Auburn?

Dad thought he was allowing Auburn to lose just to fuck with Auburndawg. He didn't realize the school is in Alabama. The old fuck is getting senile and needs to be put in a home.

PostGameOrangeSlices · January 2014

DeepPurple · January 2014

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Great point. If we had multiple deities, like the romans and hindus and greeks, and many other cultures, then we could have a god just for sports... and he wouldn't get confused with the god in charge of starving children.

This monotheist stuff makes it confusing for us, and probably for good too.

TierbsHsotBoobs · January 2014

God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.

[Deleted User] · January 2014

TierbsHsotBoobs said:
God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.

I think you have my dad confused with Uncle Allah

TierbsHsotBoobs · January 2014

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:
God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.
I think you have my dad confused with Uncle Allah

Praise be to Uncle Allah.

[Deleted User] · January 2014

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:
God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.
I think you have my dad confused with Uncle Allah
Praise be to Uncle Allah.

Fuck him. All he can give you is 72 virgins. Besides, they are virgin goats. That part is in small print in the Islam welcome kit

TierbsHsotBoobs · January 2014

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:
God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.
I think you have my dad confused with Uncle Allah
Praise be to Uncle Allah.
Fuck him. All he can give you is 72 virgins. Besides, they are virgin goats. That part is in small print in the Islam welcome kit

Do you have a better offer?

[Deleted User] · January 2014

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:
God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.
I think you have my dad confused with Uncle Allah
Praise be to Uncle Allah.
Fuck him. All he can give you is 72 virgins. Besides, they are virgin goats. That part is in small print in the Islam welcome kit
Do you have a better offer?

sheep > goats

TierbsHsotBoobs · January 2014

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:
God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.
I think you have my dad confused with Uncle Allah
Praise be to Uncle Allah.
Fuck him. All he can give you is 72 virgins. Besides, they are virgin goats. That part is in small print in the Islam welcome kit
Do you have a better offer?
sheep > goats

Why can't I have shoats? Abundance.

PostGameOrangeSlices · January 2014

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:
God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.
I think you have my dad confused with Uncle Allah
Praise be to Uncle Allah.
Fuck him. All he can give you is 72 virgins. Besides, they are virgin goats. That part is in small print in the Islam welcome kit
Do you have a better offer?
sheep > goats

coogreaper, true?!

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