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God likes FSU
DeepPurple
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Just saw it on ESPN, and their QB confirmed it.
Why does God like FSU better than Auburn?
Why does God like FSU better than Auburn?
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Based on the Old Testament, because he likes rape.
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Auburn's 18 pt. lead was Satan's doing.
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I'd venture Cam Newton prolly has something to do with it.
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Dad thought he was allowing Auburn to lose just to fuck with Auburndawg. He didn't realize the school is in Alabama. The old fuck is getting senile and needs to be put in a home.DeepPurple said:Just saw it on ESPN, and their QB confirmed it.
Why does God like FSU better than Auburn? -
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Great point. If we had multiple deities, like the romans and hindus and greeks, and many other cultures, then we could have a god just for sports... and he wouldn't get confused with the god in charge of starving children.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
This monotheist stuff makes it confusing for us, and probably for good too. -
God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.
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I think you have my dad confused with Uncle AllahTierbsHsotBoobs said:God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.
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Praise be to Uncle Allah.Jesus_Christ said:
I think you have my dad confused with Uncle AllahTierbsHsotBoobs said:God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.
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Fuck him. All he can give you is 72 virgins. Besides, they are virgin goats. That part is in small print in the Islam welcome kitTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Praise be to Uncle Allah.Jesus_Christ said:
I think you have my dad confused with Uncle AllahTierbsHsotBoobs said:God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.
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Do you have a better offer?Jesus_Christ said:
Fuck him. All he can give you is 72 virgins. Besides, they are virgin goats. That part is in small print in the Islam welcome kitTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Praise be to Uncle Allah.Jesus_Christ said:
I think you have my dad confused with Uncle AllahTierbsHsotBoobs said:God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.
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sheep > goatsTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Do you have a better offer?Jesus_Christ said:
Fuck him. All he can give you is 72 virgins. Besides, they are virgin goats. That part is in small print in the Islam welcome kitTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Praise be to Uncle Allah.Jesus_Christ said:
I think you have my dad confused with Uncle AllahTierbsHsotBoobs said:God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.
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Why can't I have shoats? Abundance.Jesus_Christ said:
sheep > goatsTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Do you have a better offer?Jesus_Christ said:
Fuck him. All he can give you is 72 virgins. Besides, they are virgin goats. That part is in small print in the Islam welcome kitTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Praise be to Uncle Allah.Jesus_Christ said:
I think you have my dad confused with Uncle AllahTierbsHsotBoobs said:God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.
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Jesus_Christ said:
sheep > goatsTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Do you have a better offer?Jesus_Christ said:
Fuck him. All he can give you is 72 virgins. Besides, they are virgin goats. That part is in small print in the Islam welcome kitTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Praise be to Uncle Allah.Jesus_Christ said:
I think you have my dad confused with Uncle AllahTierbsHsotBoobs said:God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.
coogreaper, true?!
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