Justin Herbert staying at Oregon, Confirmed by ESPN
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We? better hope all 11 starters improve *markedly* or we? are staring 7-5 or 6-6 straight in the face. Larry Scott has fucked us as usual with road games at USC, Furd, ASU, and UW. Those are quality opponents, why the fuck do we get *all* of them on the road???? Add a worthless non-conference home game designed only to fuck us against perennial fast-starting when they play a Pac-12 team early SEC foe Auburn and the "we're fucked" scale approaches full-blown aids with a large fire nearby. But no team will fuck us harder next year than WSU. Why the fuck do we play these assholes every fucking year? Seriously, Pac-12, this is bullshit. Fuck the Pirate. Fuck the Palouse, whatever the fuck that is. Fuck you, Larry Scott. Fuck.
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Huh? Did you see USC play this year? Their shitty head coach is coming back too. ASU will be in a QB transition and dont have a #1 NFL WR so they are in LIPO mode. UW and Stanford are just flip flops since you had them at home this year.flatus said:We? better hope all 11 starters improve *markedly* or we? are staring 7-5 or 6-6 straight in the face. Larry Scott has fucked us as usual with road games at USC, Furd, ASU, and UW. Those are quality opponents, why the fuck do we get *all* of them on the road???? Add a worthless non-conference home game designed only to fuck us against perennial fast-starting when they play a Pac-12 team early SEC foe Auburn and the "we're fucked" scale approaches full-blown aids with a large fire nearby. But no team will fuck us harder next year than WSU. Why the fuck do we play these assholes every fucking year? Seriously, Pac-12, this is bullshit. Fuck the Pirate. Fuck the Palouse, whatever the fuck that is. Fuck you, Larry Scott. Fuck.
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You suck at this. Go play bridge at your old folks home.DJDuck said:You will be much better though with graduating I believe, 3 starting DL, 2 starting LB and 2 starting DB that didn't get the job done vs the Ducks.
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My bad, that was supposed to be a parody of a quook. I thought the "why do we have to play WSU every year" bit was more than enough but I clearly need to do better next time.CuntWaffle said:
Huh? Did you see USC play this year? Their shitty head coach is coming back too. ASU will be in a QB transition and dont have a #1 NFL WR so they are in LIPO mode. UW and Stanford are just flip flops since you had them at home this year.flatus said:We? better hope all 11 starters improve *markedly* or we? are staring 7-5 or 6-6 straight in the face. Larry Scott has fucked us as usual with road games at USC, Furd, ASU, and UW. Those are quality opponents, why the fuck do we get *all* of them on the road???? Add a worthless non-conference home game designed only to fuck us against perennial fast-starting when they play a Pac-12 team early SEC foe Auburn and the "we're fucked" scale approaches full-blown aids with a large fire nearby. But no team will fuck us harder next year than WSU. Why the fuck do we play these assholes every fucking year? Seriously, Pac-12, this is bullshit. Fuck the Pirate. Fuck the Palouse, whatever the fuck that is. Fuck you, Larry Scott. Fuck.
Larry Scott has fucked every team in the conference but that schedule is not that bad.
The "truth" part of it is if our? players don't markedly improve, who cares if they come back. That's always been strange to me about college sports. A team finishes 1-11 but brings everyone back, so look out!! Players develop but if you're starting with mediocrity don't expect more than that.
I'd be surprised if Oregon finishes better than 8-4 next year. 9-3 is the ceiling, 6-6 is the floor. -
It's a rotation. Somewhat unlucky this year, but that just means things balance out next year. Like CuntWaffle said, it's not that bad.flatus said:We? better hope all 11 starters improve *markedly* or we? are staring 7-5 or 6-6 straight in the face. Larry Scott has fucked us as usual with road games at USC, Furd, ASU, and UW. Those are quality opponents, why the fuck do we get *all* of them on the road???? Add a worthless non-conference home game designed only to fuck us against perennial fast-starting when they play a Pac-12 team early SEC foe Auburn and the "we're fucked" scale approaches full-blown aids with a large fire nearby. But no team will fuck us harder next year than WSU. Why the fuck do we play these assholes every fucking year? Seriously, Pac-12, this is bullshit. Fuck the Pirate. Fuck the Palouse, whatever the fuck that is. Fuck you, Larry Scott. Fuck.
ASU is definitely LIPO.
UW and Stanford is part of the rotation. Plus, we don't even know how good Stanford will be
WSU? We play them every year like we play every North team.
If Oregon can somehow get by Auburn, they can get 9 wins. That will show improvement, and provide momentum for an already proven recruiting staff.
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Agreed on all poonts.greenblood said:
It's a rotation. Somewhat unlucky this year, but that just means things balance out next year. Like CuntWaffle said, it's not that bad.flatus said:We? better hope all 11 starters improve *markedly* or we? are staring 7-5 or 6-6 straight in the face. Larry Scott has fucked us as usual with road games at USC, Furd, ASU, and UW. Those are quality opponents, why the fuck do we get *all* of them on the road???? Add a worthless non-conference home game designed only to fuck us against perennial fast-starting when they play a Pac-12 team early SEC foe Auburn and the "we're fucked" scale approaches full-blown aids with a large fire nearby. But no team will fuck us harder next year than WSU. Why the fuck do we play these assholes every fucking year? Seriously, Pac-12, this is bullshit. Fuck the Pirate. Fuck the Palouse, whatever the fuck that is. Fuck you, Larry Scott. Fuck.
ASU is definitely LIPO.
UW and Stanford is part of the rotation. Plus, we don't even know how good Stanford will be
WSU? We play them every year like we play every North team.
If Oregon can somehow get by Auburn, they can get 9 wins. That will show improvement, and provide momentum for an already proven recruiting staff.
I'm aware of the rotation and was trying to poke fun at quooks but apparently was too "real". I'll have to take the quoooking to an insane level next time to be clear I'm not serious.
I was serious about the 11 players needing to improve part, though. Already responded to the cuntwaffle (mmmm, that sounds tasty!) to this effect.
Peace,
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Next year's 5-4 will be very special
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What an idiot. Costing himself millions of dollars and further non-compensated brain damage to fulfill some childhood fantasy of winning at Oregon that's not gonna happen. Looking forward to watching him shit himself in Husky stadium next season. He doesn't play so well on the road does he?
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UW does get a break splitting UO and Stanford every year. Stanford and UO get both home or road
Getting Stanford at home after losing in Eugene was big this year -
Coming back? Honorable... but a bad idea. Justin, Justin, Justin...
