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Swaye
Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
I am sure some of you just registered and are excited to engage the opposing fan base in some witty repartee about our upcoming tilt. Well, all of us here are looking forward to a good game with lots of injuries - all on your side. If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourselves. Why you might ask? You live in fucking Ohio. lulz. What kind of a loser chooses to live in Ohio? I'm hoping your entire team gets rectal cancer and Urban has a heart attack in the first quarter.

But good luck the rest of the way.


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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    FREE MUSHROOM TATTOOS FOR ALL BUCKEYE PLAYERS

  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    I am sure some of you just registered and are excited to engage the opposing fan base in some witty repartee about our upcoming tilt. Well, all of us here are looking forward to a good game with lots of injuries - all on your side. If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourselves. Why you might ask? You live in fucking Ohio. lulz. What kind of a loser chooses to live in Ohio? I'm hoping your entire team gets rectal cancer and Urban has a heart attack in the first quarter.

    But good luck the rest of the way.


    Most Ohio state grads choose to live elsewhere. Anyone living in Ohio that's an OSU fan is most likely a jack buckeye.
    Please don't shit on my narrative that these people are all losers. It hurts my brand.
    The point is 81% of their fans ARE losers that can't escape a flyover state. Or are too dumb and inbred to know that they should.

    The ones who can escape admit their college is in a shithole.
    You should know by now I don't understand subtle messaging. I know you just use me for my body ass.
  • dannarc
    dannarc Member Posts: 2,699
    I have some family members who are huge t-OSU fans. They are coming over for dinner to watch the rose bowel. I would like to stay away from alcoholic beverages considering two are recovering alchies. What would be the beverage of choice for my Buckeye compatriots?
  • GaryFromTeenMom
    GaryFromTeenMom Member Posts: 1,370
    edited December 2018
    Gino Mariani putting a bag (the bag he received?) on this one.
  • Gilbystaint
    Gilbystaint Member Posts: 1,061
    Swaye said:

    I have a question for our Ohio State, oh, pardon me, THE Ohio State fans:

    If one wanted to procure a sweater vest, where would they go?

    I have one they can borrow.


    Of course you do. Strong work.
  • dannarc
    dannarc Member Posts: 2,699
    Carrot too small
  • Canadawg
    Canadawg Member Posts: 5,295
    dannarc said:

    I have some family members who are huge t-OSU fans. They are coming over for dinner to watch the rose bowel. I would like to stay away from alcoholic beverages considering two are recovering alchies. What would be the beverage of choice for my Buckeye compatriots?

    Were you their second choice for dinner location? Do they talk down about the state of your meatloaf and that you probably wont even make enough to feed them?
  • dannarc
    dannarc Member Posts: 2,699
    Canadawg said:

    dannarc said:

    I have some family members who are huge t-OSU fans. They are coming over for dinner to watch the rose bowel. I would like to stay away from alcoholic beverages considering two are recovering alchies. What would be the beverage of choice for my Buckeye compatriots?

    Were you their second choice for dinner location? Do they talk down about the state of your meatloaf and that you probably wont even make enough to feed them?
    Flagged for meatloaf reference

    You are new here, and falling behind..... gtfo
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,091
    dannarc said:

    I have some family members who are huge t-OSU fans. They are coming over for dinner to watch the rose bowel. I would like to stay away from alcoholic beverages considering two are recovering alchies. What would be the beverage of choice for my Buckeye compatriots?

    Bulls milk
  • BayDawg
    BayDawg Member Posts: 1,623

    Might have shot your load a bit prematurely here

    Story of my pathetic existence.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,063

    Art Schlister has money on Washington

    Art Schlichster doesn’t have any money left.